sleepy lizzard

[sleepy lizzard @_singlewinemom]

the world cup has artists that should not exist in the same reality collabing. wym andrea bocelli and megan the stallion are on the same song bro

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

BACKROOMS (2026)
dir. Kane Parsons

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[Michael @yosoymichael]

Me at my local AMC tomorrow afternoon:

[kani 🍀 @kanmanine]

being single is so awesome bc I can do whatever I want (nothing) go see whomever I want (no one) and go out whenever I want (never)

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

taking a break from men to focus on being a alcoholic

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[Derek “Fugazi” Jeter @DerekNotJeter]

No, you don’t understand mom. Of course I want to hang out with my family and I know I haven’t seen my grandparents in a few months but I desperately need to get to the bar and drink 20 beers

[h @jamtoastaurchai]

People pleasing elephant: I can leave the room if you want it’s no problem for me

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

Low-key life feels like this rn

[corb @awshuqs]

did you guys just feel that? i turned my swag on

[sleepy lizzard @_singlewinemom]

scrolling on doordash like it’s a social media

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Gay Halloween is going to be crazy this year what do you mean Heathcliff from Wuthering Heights, Russian hockey player Ilya Rozanov, the "get them banned" Peloton bike instructor, and the fork from the Valentine's Day gay couple dinner all hooked up last night?

[Benito Antonio @sanbenito]

hoy se bebe y se perrea

[ً @fwngs]

beinf avoidant is so strange like hahahaha that message is Super funny. im not going to reply

[Mitchell Byars @mitchellbyars]

Happy sixth birthday to the greatest tweet ever tweeted

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i dont know #idontknow

[Seth @seshysaurus]

What happened mental illnessly in 2025 can never happen again

[𝙎👼🏻 @SZade15]

Anas al Shareef, 28. A father and a husband, a journalist. Killed by Israel.