Skrockisms

A few of Rob Skrocki's many notable quotes

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"Don't put that on the Twitter page"

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“i’m tryna get out of the fame... can’t deal with that life anymore 💯😳”

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“you sound like a fat bird! no fat birds!!”

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“picture the phattest toe ever”

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“i lost my voice because i made a whole class of third graders cry the other day, they all cried like little babies.”

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“i hate you all, shut up” -rob about quarter notes

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new owner who dis

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@TakeForGrantd @m_e_r_e__ All of them tbh

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Hi @fafsa give me money

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“It sounds like a derpy shark” @ the clarinets

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“There’s no sugar in caramel. Only caramel.”

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*about hunting* “It’s like grocery shopping but with exercise. Instead of just pushing a cart around a store I have to, like, climb mountains and stuff”

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“Oh yeah, that was in the Outback Bowl notes: ‘Announcer’s voice was sexy’”

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Rob: *kicking the air* “I’m a Skrockette”
Simon Furze: “you’re on crack-ette”

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@Patriots You. Me. Us. Parade. Think about it. #monadnockmarchinghuskies #mrhsBand #pleasesendustoyourparade #patsnation

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@Patriots invite the MRHS Marching Band (Outback Bowl CHAMPS) to the parade so we can miss school 🏈

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“There’s enough dad bod to go around”

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“Zoe Alice WRONG”

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“It tastes like old people skin”

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“I was gonna be a football player but then I broke both my arms and my mom had to wipe my butt for an entire summer”