Laura Axelrod

Celine Dion has never put out a bad song.

[Laura Axelrod @_slowlauris]

Contrary to the Grinch I think my heart is two sizes too damn big and it is seriously exhaaaaausting

[📚Lydia M. Sigwarth📚 @LibraryLydia]

Social distance like you’re a regency couple that dare not be closer than 6 ft least you give into your feelings and embrace, thus ruining your reputation beyond repair

[Laura Axelrod @_slowlauris]

Has anyone told @realDonaldTrump about

💕✨therapy✨💕

[Allegra Harpootlian @ally_harp]

A teenage TikTok-er pointed out that there were no ASL interpreters at the debate last night, which means ~600,000 deaf Americans were not afforded the chance to participate in their democracy. I can't stop thinking about it. How can that STILL be an oversight in 2020?

[sai twice reborn @verdigrisbeep]

being “overdressed” is a myth made up by people who don’t want you to have fun and be sexy

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Vote like she’s fucking watching.

[Laura Axelrod @_slowlauris]

Stick me in a corset and put me in a lavish, romantic period drama NOW

[Laura Axelrod @_slowlauris]

What a Big Stupid Dummy. Like, what else is there to say.

[The Hill @thehill]

President Trump: "It'll start getting cooler. You just watch."

Wade Crowfoot, CA Sec. for Natural Resources: "I wish science agreed with you."

President Trump: "Well, I don't think science knows actually."

[Laura Axelrod @_slowlauris]

@bsaundsjr HAHA BILLY

[Laura Axelrod @_slowlauris]

I can literally get my card out of my new fanny pack before I’m even told the price of my cold brew like come on convenience

[gab? @gabthefrenchfry]

Taking out a period cup is like upside down ice fishing with a vacuum

[Laura Axelrod @_slowlauris]

Does anyone else find themselves subconsciously consuming things that they’re passionate about being a part of? Like, I can’t stop watching romantic period dramas and the Golden Girls because that’s the kind of acting I love to do and I’m missing it??? Don’t leave me hanging

[Shania Twain 💎💎💎 @ShaniaTwain]

Let's go girls send tweet

[Laura Axelrod @_slowlauris]

*capo drop*

[Jayke Workman @JaykeWorkman]

Excited to announce that I am running for the hills

[Laura Axelrod @_slowlauris]

People will post pictures of, like, a box of Frosted Flakes and say “iykyk” and it’s like yeah everyone has had that cereal EVERYone knows

[Savannah Cristina @saveannah]

Black people were still enslaved July 4th, 1776.

[Laura Axelrod @_slowlauris]

“I want to go on dates again!!!” says me, who pre-covid would have rather died than comb through a dating app to go on even one date.

[Laura Axelrod @_slowlauris]

Can’t stop watching this! 😍

[Dream Catchers Academy 🇳🇬🌍 @dreamcatchersDA]

If @ladygaga and @arianagrande Rain on Me was shot in Nigeria!

Please tag @ladygaga @arianagrande till they see this!
#Rainonme #dreamcatchersacademy #ikorodutothe🌍

[Laura Axelrod @_slowlauris]

Happy birthday, Breonna Taylor. We will fight for you. 🖤