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I don’t tweet but Draymond needs to go @warriors

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my mom called a thong “butt floss” and I can’t I hear it

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Savannah James 🔥

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bro I’m done w these bitches til after 10 mins since they been knowin u

[SICKO🤮 @JevaunRcotton]

Am I trippin or do these new Travis Scott shoes actually look like travis Scott himself lmao

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@leanpancake How many edibles were in your mouth

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Why does my dentist talk to me

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Imagine flying spirit but buying a first class ticket

[James Hamblin @jameshamblin]

So we're all supposed to "prepare for blizzard conditions" just because the scientific establishment and the media say so? And anyone who says it will be sunny and 70 is canceled?
All's I'm saying is, lots of $ changing hands in snow shovel industry. Do your own meteorology.

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

I’m the dad friend which is like the mom friend but instead of taking care of people I don’t answer texts and I know a thousand extremely specific facts that are in no way useful ever

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I laugh every time I see “Pelicans won”

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One thing that’s hard about living at home is that parents don’t understand shower beers

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No one loves self promo more than kuz

[carolyn riley @crileyariver94]

imagine raising your kids to believe a man in the sky watches you every day in all private moments and in your thoughts tracking your sins but then being like “how dare you make my kids not feel like perfect angels”

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

How Joe found my new house adress ?😳😳

[Rihanna @rihanna]

if you woke up late…this for you

[Chrissy Shackelford @ChrissySh]

People ask whats the best career advice I've heard and honestly, it's the episode of Friends where Monica puts Phoebe in charge of cups and ice, Phoebe confidently says, "Ok, I will be in charge of cups and ice!" Then she does the coolest things she can with cups and ice.