Leanpancake

[Leanpancake @leanpancake]

all of my embarrassing moments were actually a calculated social experiment. embarrassing for you

[Leanpancake @leanpancake]

ohhhh ok sorry I thought BYOB was bleach your own butthole

[m @mmiiiqu]

i like when mr krabs calls him spongeboymebob

[Green Can @aGreenCan]

life peaked when i was 5 and saw the scene in Bug's Life where the waitress bug asks "who ordered the poo poo platter?" and laughed harder than I ever have in my life

[hellogan1 @gebrauchsmusik]

And lead us not into penn station

[carmeb @therealcbrad]

I hope this email kills us both

[clare @sadderlizards]

i found you in this lifetime and i’ll find you in the next. consider this a warning

[Leanpancake @leanpancake]

imagine the worst person you know wrote a self help book

[bunkey @chiefkeefmidi]

im drinking a hot choccy and going blanky mode u stupid bitch

[Fredo @FredoInDaCut995]

I want four kids so I can say “my four lokos lets roll”

[Leanpancake @leanpancake]

congrats Kim

[Leanpancake @leanpancake]

@KaylaAncrum Wrong. We should put beef sliders in biscuit cans

[Rogert @xeroger]

To smithereens has to be one of worst ways to get blown

[Leanpancake @leanpancake]

downsizing deserves a 0% audience score and a 0% critic score on rotten tomatoes

[Leanpancake @leanpancake]

Every nap I take is against my will

[Leanpancake @leanpancake]

One thing about me is I hate the 80s

[Leanpancake @leanpancake]

and all of them hurt?

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Muscles inside your back...

[Leanpancake @leanpancake]

can snakes get fat

[Leanpancake @leanpancake]

haven’t bad a breath of fresh air in weeks

[Leanpancake @leanpancake]

zara, if you wanna microdose hell

[pj @pjayevans]

(45 minutes late to class with a starbucks drink that is a color you didn’t know existed) sorry i am late . My car exploded