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I’ve got a lovingly crafted “come live in D.C.” pitch for each and every one of you

[bad ash @_smashrob]

@Danica_Holdaway HOPPIN ON

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@jennalinds Sam enthusiastically says yes

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@todd_corbett89 I’m here for the live drawing

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@wavvydavi I think having a family group text was the first step down this path RIP

[The Hooburrito, a burrito by Hoobastank @sug_knight]

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[america’s sweetheart @mellyindc]

I haven’t been to as many masquerade balls as an adult as CW teen dramas led me to believe

[bad ash @_smashrob]

@mellyindc Peep the matching manis

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@alyssa___lynn SO FAST

[Eliza 🇵🇸 @elizardd]

Me when I’m hand lettering “Happy Holidays” at work and my coworker sincerely asks “wait what holidays are coming up?”

[bad ash @_smashrob]

@yourgirlprovo @elizardd

[jenna @jennalinds]

One taught me love
One taught me patience
One taught me pain

[bad ash @_smashrob]

@KellieJDaniels For my WHOLE LIFE

[Colby Johnson @colbyajohnson]

What in the joAnn fabrics is going on in here

[bek @hollerbek]

all morning my brain has been alternating between an intense fake argument (that i'm winning!) & the old K9 advantix commercial jingle

[bad ash @_smashrob]

@mellyindc I, a lifelong “folks” sayer, can confirm that the “folks” mostly comes out after being too fast & loose with the “hey guys”

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#GeneralConference

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@morganalewis Yes yes yes esp after reading article I feel guilty having started it expecting a “guilty pleasure,” but imagine my *delight* when it turned out to be one of the best shows on television

[bad ash @_smashrob]

Another day another article recommendation & as always, text me after you read!!!!!

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@ChartieBartie Exactly, this is the kind of mentorship I LIKE TO SEE. Also the kind of TV I LIKE TO WATCH. Lots of good going on. Looking for a Jennie of my own.

[NPR @NPR]

A historian who focuses on the opioid epidemic said he fears a new patent for an opioid addiction treatment could keep prices high and make it more difficult for poor addicts to get treatment. https://t.co/EP3LCDqmSv

[bad ash @_smashrob]

Read read read (she said, knowing that TOO FEW workers are even able to entertain these solutions as possibilities right now) and let’s chat

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Men often don’t take paternity leave even when it’s offered. But requiring it would put new dads and new moms on the same footing when it comes to their careers. https://t.co/DtbXNx5YcC