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#Lakeshow

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

People always ask me where the tan suit came from. I think it’s time the truth finally came out.

Tune in to the series finale of Life, Larry and the Pursuit of Unhappiness on @HBOMax.

[bum @BattleRapBum]

shawty said

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

Same person under two different presidents.

[Ramit Sethi @ramit]

Are you starting to get it now?

[wale @olawale2_]

“Copy Ninja Hatake Kakashi, it’s an honor to meet you” his motion was known in all 5 shinobi villages

[Kristy Greenberg @KGreenberg_]

Hurling F-bombs at an 85-year-old scientist who won’t fight back doesn’t make you tough. Staying silent after your own daughter accused Rep. Max Miller of holding a gun to her head, pushing her against a wall, and fracturing your granddaughter’s collarbone makes you a coward.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Absolutely this.

Did fauci get a bit in love with his press? Maybe. But EVERY senator is a narcissist. Every senator looks in the mirror and says “good morning Mr President.”

The attacks today were what small men do for a dopamine hit.

Look at Senator Moreno. Won’t defend his own daughter but said the “f” word like he’s some badass and lest you think it wasn’t planned, had all his tweets bragging about it ready to go and will be on @foxnews tonight

[Erin ✨ @erinluckyone]

recommended the odyssey to my grandma and i just found out she unknowingly went to see it in 4DX 😭😭 she called me saying the movie was fine but why did it need to have shaking seats and wind in her face talking about was i trying to kill her shfjfdhwj

[Jassa Skott @JassaSkott]

The FDA has lost 20% of its staff; the CDC lost 25%. The CDC had 11 scientists who tracked food parasites. Now it's down to 3. A nat'l advisory committee that advised the FDA & USDA on how to prevent microbial contamination in food was completely disbanded.https://t.co/HW2yUKxZUe

[realeaterforever @realeater4ever]

This the dude driving in front of you when your 20 minutes late to work

[Nia 🪩 @_johnsonator]

Taylor is right. The left is becoming as dumb and hysterical as the right.

As a child of the 2000s, it’s kinda sad watching the smart people side turn into Evangelical Christians,

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

You would be hard-pressed to find a more perfect exemplar of the MAGA Influencer-Industrial Complex being entirely driven by cash.

Tim was all-in on Russia when they were paying him $400,000 a month. Now the Putin is broke…behold:

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, his agent Rich Paul told @ShamsCharania.

[Chef Andrew Gruel @ChefGruel]

Before you toss your eggs, check the carton. The recalled eggs have plant code P-1950 or 0840962 and a Julian date between 157–184 (printed on the side of the carton). If yours matches, don’t eat them

[Depressed Oracle Red Bull F1 Fan Account @FlyoutChase]

Me next time I go to Times Square

[Lu Puro Team Botitas Alv 🇲🇽 @limalumonada]

Y en nuestra propia casa señores

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 USA beat 🇧🇦 Bosnia and Herzegovina 2-0 and advance to round of sixteen