Kelsey Murphy

no one thinks I’m as funny as I think I am

[Kelsey Murphy @_smurphy__]

@daveyredwings @suskingbrad Mmmmmmmmmimmmmim I’m

[Kelsey Murphy @_smurphy__]

@daveyredwings @suskingbrad Mmbmm

[Nick Jack Pappas @pappiness]

I think the most important detail about Officer Karen not getting her Egg McMuffin is that Breonna Taylor was murdered in her home and no one has been charged.

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

Officer Aaron Torgalski of the Buffalo PD should be charged with attempted murder. Pass it on.

[Kelsey Murphy @_smurphy__]

“I see what you’re saying”
- a man who does not see what you’re saying

[Kelsey Murphy @_smurphy__]

@punkhoolia Wait purple is processing on my hair rn..

[Sweet Jenny's @_SweetJennys]

Retweet for a shot to win a quarter pound bag of our sponge candy. Three winners will be chosen by Sunday.

[Kelsey Murphy @_smurphy__]

@LegendaryShodan Wait until the finale...it’s a trip

[Kelsey Murphy @_smurphy__]

I got an A so he can eat it 😊

[Kelsey Murphy @_smurphy__]

Yesterday I went to office hours and said I was excited that I might get an A in this class and my prof laughed 🙃

[Frank Costa @feistyfrank]

the never-ending impact of Vanessa Hudgens' Sneakernight

[Kelsey Murphy @_smurphy__]

Yesterday I went to office hours and said I was excited that I might get an A in this class and my prof laughed 🙃

[Louis Riddick @LRiddickESPN]

There is no reason not to retweet this. She is 13 years old! Do something to help!

[Kelsey Murphy @_smurphy__]

My physics teacher expects me to know about molar mass but all I know is how to sew a mole??? Help?

[Kelsey Murphy @_smurphy__]

My lab experience has taught me that typically when male scientists talk to one another and one has an idea that he wants to share he just talks louder than whoever is talking rather than waiting four seconds

[Kelsey Murphy @_smurphy__]

Every photo with a fish

[chrysalis @crispyyeets]

Runaway by Kanye West

[Kelsey Murphy @_smurphy__]

It really took me until right now to realize I didn’t cuff my jeans this morning

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Ollie. He likes to eat bananas and climb trees, specifically in that order. Looks like a burglar but only stole my heart. 12/10 lovely pup

[jacky @JackWilliamRtF]

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