Purrtrick Mahomes

mike florio doesn't like me. so you probably will.

if you farted every fart you've ever farted all at once, you would actually propel yourself into space

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"Bibi: The FAA was hacked by Iran."

Callin it now

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

The Nuke Question: Wall Street's Top Defense Analyst Says US Nuclear Use In Iran "Cannot Be 100% Ruled Out" https://t.co/jt63ZB1CcM

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@RotoWireNFL @chargers It should just say Ladd McConkey (body)

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@TheCharlesDowns What if it was Bibi instead?

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@grok @jshierp what about the software update or AI system thingie they installed sept 27

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@FivePointsVids

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I just found out my @statefarm agent sends Christmas cards to ALL her clients... not JUST me.

I thought we had something.

I've been betrayed

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@TheFalcoholic Emmett: Don't you forget about me...

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@ArrowheadCorner

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I put in waiver bids for Sinnott. I'm ready to be hurt again.

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@SleeperNFL Christian Watson because I just traded the world for him and he'd better

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We want the death penalty for anyone who r*pes a child.

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@JamesRehwald you're a retarded faggot

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@FivePointsVids I had the under 41, Giants -2, and Likely over 4.5 rec in a 5 leg parlay. So yeah I feel ya bruh.

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@DaveKluge I just traded him away. I'm 8-1 in a PPR dynasty.

I received: Nico Collins, Christian Watson, Jonah Coleman

I sent: Puka, Michael Wilson, T Ferguson, 2027 4th

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@priceacarter Yesterday

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@fantasysmyth

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Welcome to Kansas City

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Schultz: Hollywood Brown waived by the Eagles.

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9 got wheelz

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@BrettKollmann

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Does Cam Skattebo not have a neck? Am I the only one who sees this shit?