Soph🦖

FSU Alum | my life revolves around two Malinois 🐕 | 💍

[Soph🦖 @_soph20]

So far 26 has been nothing but knee pain leading me to buy a couple pairs of Hoka shoes 🥴

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Can’t tell if I want to vomit, pass out, or eat a pack of Oreos 🫠

[Orlando International Airport @MCO]

Airport moments as #MetGala:

When it's 85 degrees and sunny at your destination, but you knew the plane was going to be cold:

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Nothing like making it halfway home and forgetting about a Sams pick up for work 🫠

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Why do husbands never answer the phone?🫠

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There is caffeine and then there is being wired after taking sumatriptan at 11pm 🫠

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Instead of eating because I’m sad today I’m impulsively painting my bathroom so I’m at Lowe’s 🫠

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Pollen I can handle but mosquitos and other bugs that come back with springtime? It’s a no from me

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My favorite part of adulthood is being able to go to Costco when I want

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There’s been a flock of robins in my yard for two weeks now and I am loving every minute of it 🥺❤️

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Shout out to my anti-anxiety/depressant, it truly did some extra work today 🫠

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Grateful to be at a point in life where I can drop 💸 on Girl Scout cookies

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Letting Costco tell me what I need is currently my favorite form of self care

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An hour and a half into our road trip and we’ve already stopped three times for Ethan to pee 🫠

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How I know I’m 25: getting excited for a new fridge 🤩

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Today I finally had to explain to my mother what “tea” is 🤣

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I love when I wake up sick on my first day off in awhile 🥲

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Nothing beats rice, hot dogs and sautéed onions with some ketchup for dinner😌

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After riding a few rollercoasters this morning, it’s confirmed for me that I need to be medicated

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Therizinosaurus is the supreme dinosaur #JurassicWorld