ur fren spen 🤝

[Is Today Ted Danson's Birthday? @TedDansonBDay]

Today is Ted Danson’s birthday.

[ur fren spen 🤝 @_spencera_]

@abortion_tycoon It’s your ass

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

IF YOU ARE A SASQUATCH DO NOT READ THIS TWEET
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SASQUATCHES YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED DO NOT READ
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LAST WARNING FOR SASQUATCH TYPES
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Sasquatch’s wife, hello

[ur fren spen 🤝 @_spencera_]

@nellyfuhrelly Betwixt is a lit word and you won’t convince me otherwise 😤

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

me: did you steal my thesaurus

horse: nope

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

Haha #bottlecapchallange accepted

[wint @dril]

they deep faked pics of me wih my shirt tucked halfway into my pants all bunched around my ass looking like shit. weve got to stop deep fake

[wint @dril]

age 0 (baby): I want my Dada .
age 25 (Millennial): I want my Data
Do you see how fucked this is?

[end mcgreen @EndMcGreen]

The bes part of my day todayis that L is for love and baby I. Am. In. Love. With. It.

[end mcgreen @EndMcGreen]

Ohh haw haw haw, oh dear oh my, can you believe the sheer WIT of this Oscar Wilde fellow

[After Midnight @midnight]

Now for a round of WHAT’S WINONA THINKING?

[Sweet Meteor O'Death @smod4real]

Want someone to reassure you Trump won't win?

I can't help you.

Want someone to end life on Earth before Trump takes office?

That's me.