Spider-Man

Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man! Tag on the costume says Property of @Marvel, but you knew that already. Right? #Spiderman #Marvel #AcrossTheSpiderVerse

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Welcome, True Believer!

Here’s where I talk to my friends from home, across the Spider-Verse and also you! Just @ me.

Unless I’m chasing down a Goblin or trying to stop a Rhino because, you know...

Great power, great responsibility.

- Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man.

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Updating my pop culture zingers to include 2026 references.

You’re welcome, Gen Z.

#HowsItGoingFellowKids

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That Friday feeling.

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Not sure doing whatever a spider can extends to thrift store shopping to find parts for webshooters but here we are.

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@SpiderBeat Pest control.

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When Friday arrives, just as I predicted it would.

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@SpiderBeat Let’s go!

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Does whatever a Jedi can…

May the 4th be with you!

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That Monday feeling.

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Friday web-swing! Who’s with me?

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@SpiderBeat

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Astonishing! An attack administered by the Axis of Alliterated Archvillians!

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Parker Luck is when you defeat Electro, change out of your insulated costume into a regular suit, pick the best lunch spot in Lower Manhattan and then hear “I will smite thee, foul knave!” as a giant lightning cloud forms directly above you.

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Eh, what’s up Doc?

[Doctor, 𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐏𝐇𝐄𝐍, Strange @0neWithTheEye]

Good morning Strange nation

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You know it’s Monday when…

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How is it Wednesday already??

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Just a regular day in the life of a superhero.

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Hawaiian Spider-Man confirmed.

[PARKER ¹⁶¹⁰ @UltimateThwip]

Sipping a coconut drink on a rooftop.

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Heh.

[𝗚𝘄𝗲𝗻 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗰𝘆. @SpiderBeat]

Meh.

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When you have to reassure your Aunt her leftover sandwiches are as good as ever.

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@UnbeatableFluff Yeah, please don’t do the whole bad guy thing. Kinda don’t want to be facing the Unbeatable Squirrel-Villain.

Not sure I’m gonna win that one.