esoteric bitch slap

non ducor, duco.

[esoteric bitch slap @_spiders_web]

yup sure did!

[ethical pisces Ph.D @MessyAssDyke]

you have a surgery when you get your appendix out. You. Got. A. BOOB Job.

[Estrogen Cig @EldritchPlgDoc]

WE are the world trade center

[esoteric bitch slap @_spiders_web]

@Raflkimber @wonton_sarah i work with sheep, some of which have similar discoloration due to over productive oil glands. that is in fact lanolin.

[erik reeds @cooljamz3d]

fuck yeah bro, I-35. anti abortion signs, 85 in the right lane, ford f150 getting their shit blown shmooth off, penis sex, tailgating, 14 jewbelong billboards, it's I-35 bro it's lit

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

“i can see your nipples through your shirt” ok well i can see the hurt child within you despite all you do to try and cover it up

[esoteric bitch slap @_spiders_web]

me and my friends would’ve beat liberty biberty to death with hammers i can tell you that much

[Miles Smith IV @IVMiles]

Not kidding when I say this is Appalachia’s version of the death of Queen Elizabeth.

[Losing it @prophethusband]

Thank you for inviting me to your wedding. Tell me, where is the smoking section

[esoteric bitch slap @_spiders_web]

@cardamomkiss LOOOOOVE these cookies omg

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

Listening to Whitney Houston’s “How Will I Know?” in the car while running errands.

My 5yo niece : “What if she just… asked him?”

[esoteric bitch slap @_spiders_web]

she also became bald but they want you to forget that

[✞ THE_VYRO_VISUALS ✞ @thevyrovisuals]

Because she essentially gave them life through blood magic. The eggs were completely fossilized, dead stone for centuries until she stepped into Drogo’s funeral pyre. By sacrificing Mirri Maz Duur (and inadvertently her husband and child), she paid the price of "life for life" to wake them. She didn't biologically birth them, but she magically brought them into the world

[esoteric bitch slap @_spiders_web]

lmao he’s just stupid he wasn’t actually ghosting me but like tf

[esoteric bitch slap @_spiders_web]

if i can’t get decent dick in my hometown or nearby i’ll bomb the whole place

[esoteric bitch slap @_spiders_web]

men are so stupid because this guy literally knows i’m leaving the country after this weekend and still won’t text me back what if i bombed his house

[Braylen @BraylenThaGoat]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right

[esoteric bitch slap @_spiders_web]

happy pride i’m bi

[cash @cash__browns]

Nancy 6/16/26 … “Fritzi Ritz Interlude” Part 4