Michael 'Squints' Palledorous

Ballplayer, ladies man, avocado enthusiast, assistant to mr. met | Longwood ‘87

[Michael 'Squints' Palledorous @_squintzy]

@gatortaildavey Cant make a wife out of a hoe

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@PaladinRood Retard alert

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@flowgod1738 @SBonpensie93902 look who it is on the way right

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@DonnyJenkins67 Valid

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@fuckyouimvito Vito the glue guy

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@fuckyouimvito Brotha

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@PGATOUR @McIlroyRory @TheMasters Well done, Rory. Well done.

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@SBonpensie93902 Watched it today.

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@CWILLIAMSMVP Someone teach Carl about upstate ny d3 ball

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@PMSummerComfort There’s 2 inches on the ground, bud.

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@billiongjgly Retard

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Genuinely shocks me how many people discredit D2 and D3 sports.

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NYRA horse racing on the gym TV’s might be peak.

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@MotherTruckerJ 💯

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Anybody else’s grandparents ask the most diabolical and retarted questions?

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@vedikabaisa Need

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@FreddyT1984 Heavily overlooked in the broader history of America.

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@lifeinchaos_ Hostess cupcakes will remain undefeated forever.

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Squints’ take of the day: If you cannot speak English, you should not be working as a cashier.

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@FreddyT1984 I can hear Titanium playing already