Dr. Prof. Law Bender, Esq. III

Your friendly neighborhood forklift certified machinist

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Lol I forgot about this account. I should turn it into a meme/shill/kamala account and try to get paid.

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@GUDAN_ZEN_NEO @stabbatical @BuenoForMiami PUT THE BONG DOWN AND GET OFF THE COUCH AND GO CAPTURE THE FUCKIN GOVERNMENT THEN YOU GOOBER.

Was that enough words, you fuckin pothead?

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Already hit the limit. Apparently it's only like 20. Anyway if you follow me on this account and didn't mute me immediately, please follow me there too. I follow more here, but have more followers there, and just trying to get everyone in the same place.

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I've been using @_stabbatical since I got nuked last year for calling Shn Kng a white slur. I appealed and said as a white man myself, it was absurd to get b& for that, and apparently that was good enough. I'm going to start using this account again and follow all the new frens.

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Bought the wrong fuckin hambeens.

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@kelly4freedom Boogity boogity boo.

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@GSWIndiana @J_Lynn_2 I was gonna load 147 until I found out my 124s stay subsonic. Saves me money to load more.

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@GSWIndiana @J_Lynn_2 I rarely have time to shoot tho, so I'll load 1k of something and it lasts me longer than I care to admit. And then when I load again I have to go through all my notes so I know where to begin. The tool heads save me lots of headache.

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@GSWIndiana @J_Lynn_2 Idk what you paid for that 1k of 147gr, but I buy 124gr x-treme bullets and load them over 4gr of VV N320 and they stay subsonic even out of my 8" CMMG upper. Functions perfectly in that as well as my 48 and 365XL. Real soft shooting too.

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@coffee_oil My wife wanted me to make chicken tortilla soup in the crockpot today, but I may veto and make ham and bean soup instead because she mentioned it a week ago. I use that bag of hambeens and get a pound of some kind of good ham from the deli.

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@GSWIndiana @J_Lynn_2 I don't get time to load often. When I finish now I empty it and take it off the tool head so it's not as big a problem. When I start loading 6.5CM I'll have to buy one bc I'm not messing with changing the powder bar. That's a next year problem tho.

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@GSWIndiana @J_Lynn_2 I have Dillon tool heads set of for 380, 9mm, and 556. Had one for 300blk but sold it along with the rifle and all the other components. I could use 2 more powder measures. I have 31 okay mags, and about to order 10 more before they're really all gone for good.

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Update: I took a nap and my wife has decided to gift it to an underprivileged family we know. Noble, for sure, but may also be a ploy to lessen suspicion in her alleged involvement in the disappearance of Ocho Lego.

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Any RX-7 owners looking for a used, but sturdy, dining table? The legs hold a smaller dorito shelf underneath.

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Update: We cleaned today. Ocho Lego's whereabouts are currently unknown. I am praying for his safe return, but in the meantime, my wife is now a person of interest in his alleged disappearance.

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I have rules for spiders in my home: 1) be tiny, 2) stay your ass high up in the corner, and 3) only move around when I'm gone.

I decided to give this one a pass for breaking rule #2, and he has stayed on this wall, between 2-4ft off the floor, all week. Idk what he's doing.

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In the meantime, I have decided to let him live indefinitely. My wife may feel differently, but that's between them and is frankly none of my business.

Godspeed, friend.

Pro tip: don't be easily smashable with a wad of TP while at eye level directly opposite of the toilet.

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I have rules for spiders in my home: 1) be tiny, 2) stay your ass high up in the corner, and 3) only move around when I'm gone.

I decided to give this one a pass for breaking rule #2, and he has stayed on this wall, between 2-4ft off the floor, all week. Idk what he's doing.

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@SCHIZO_FREQ It is definitely something you want to go through as a teen, before you have the type of disposable income that can make terrible cringe decisions a reality.

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@SCHIZO_FREQ Watched a buddy go through his first real heartbreak in his mid 30s and it was a fuckin mess.

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@PancreasThief The Wilson Combat X9 is calling out to me. Based on aesthetics alone tho. I know nothing about how it runs.

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@PancreasThief I've always liked the 2011s, but never felt the need to own one until like a week and a half ago. Idk what happened, but now I feel like MUST put away $3000 for 1 (one) pistol.