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Your friendly neighborhood forklift certified machinist. Flowers on my dick and bees all around. Nogger extremist. YOU ALL HANDLE MY ASS PENNIES!

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@GeorgiaMan45 @AverageSizeAndy @price_dominie @CannonLastStand @smfidler78 @codym1917 @NativeTexan_17 @thestinkeye @wayofftheres @WMcluskey Lmao!

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@SoapySix I get all up in my emotions when I start thinking about how all too soon she’s not going to need to be held to go to sleep and despite all the lost sleep I’m going to miss is dearly.

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@MongooseActual I talked to Mitch McConnell on the phone for 20 minutes this morning and he said you spent your whole enlistment sweeping the sun off the sidewalk.

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@rightsofrefusal

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@SlapLordActual Oh? It’d be a shame if something happened to them.

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@p00pdollaz @AgathaThule Smoove off

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@BudLightSadness Clapping? In this economy?

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@LeadingReport

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@F530Josh @nikitabier It’s like if @danawhite walked out into the middle of the octagon and was like “come on guys knock it off with all the fighting.”

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@p00pdollaz God chose someone to fight this battle and I’ll be forever thankful it wasn’t me.

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@mattbramanti That’s cool if you’re using exclusively zyns or similar dry pouches. I don’t think the euro ones with a bit of moisture in them would play nice with that.

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@SlapLordActual @toxicAmeriCAN I don’t remember the wait for the sparrow but I know I waited 11 months for the two rifle cans. Now people are mad if it takes more than a month.

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@SlapLordActual @toxicAmeriCAN My first 3 were bought from the lawyer who made my trust. I paid full retail for them bitches bc he let me make zero-interest payments. $495 for a sparrow and $1040 each for an sdn-6 and a m4-2000. This was in like 2011 and there were far fewer options back then.

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@LoneStarTexian I’m a White People born and raised in Houston. I can make a whole new account just for the correct pronunciation of words that Mexicans who have lived here for decades still butcher on a daily basis. That would be deemed hella racist tho, which makes me want to do it even more.

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Meh. It’s a little better. Admittedly I’m not a 1911/2011 expert, but the disconnector seems wide and I don’t really want to cut it wider or deeper until I see how much of the breech face is actually contacting the round to push it out of the mag, and I can’t do that at work.

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I’ve seen worse, and it’ll probably work fine. Better than stock anyway. Gonna put this in the win column, unless it turns out I’ve fubared it, in which case I will delete this and never mention it again lol.

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@Gruntpa The act has always seemed like it’d be the easy part. It’s the whole getting away with it part.

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I’ve seen worse, and it’ll probably work fine. Better than stock anyway. Gonna put this in the win column, unless it turns out I’ve fubared it, in which case I will delete this and never mention it again lol.

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I just remembered I brought the slide for my prodigy and I’m going to attempt to do my own marvel cut by hand. I don’t care if it’s ugly as long as it works. Nobody is ever going to see it.

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@_SILLYGOOSE_ofl I’ve heard they’re a fkn pain to insure. If you can handle that then I’d probably go for it.

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@MongooseActual I just think they’re neat.