The Testament of Ann Me

Woodstock ‘99 apologist. Cultural historian of the naughty aughties. Draketruther. Known for my perfect opinions and sick body.

[The Testament of Ann Me @_Stagger_Lee]

The specific shame you feel when you have someone over and your internet is uncharacteristically slow

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Continuity errors are the least of this movie’s concerns

[Tommy Sol @Tommy_Sol2]

Why does he go from no blood to blood on his face out of nowhere…????

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Nobody told me Team USA’s coach is the titular Jimmy of Jimmy Eat World!

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The only American band is Grand Funk Railroad

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They can never make me hate Jazz Chisholm Jr.

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Supergirl? Oh you mean, Superman: Answer The Call

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They can never make me hate Jazz Chisholm Jr.

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But tbh, we can’t count out the diaper theory. Never underestimate the #fans

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Olivia Rodrigo is not smelling diapers, that’s just how wet ground smells after sitting in some summer sun

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Real heads know the OG Backrooms

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…. There’s no way this hasn’t been done yet 😔

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Yeah I’m a fan of da minion movies

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched 🤔

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

“And it appears that…yes…he and his friends are…killing the alien with hammers”

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My dad anytime I lean over during a movie to tell him, “that’s the guy who played Pennywise”