mari: girl of the 21st century

life is a LAN party !!

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me, thinking about a 4th grade teacher who told me i’d never make it in middle school, wishing she could see me barely making it now:

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defrosting for tweetober

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@w0rkplacedrama

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i’m everywhere i’m so julia 💚

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i only know one emily in paris

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luke skywalker is a nepotism baby

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gotye died so hozier could live

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@gatorsafterdark happy pride, seth !!!! i love being a little lesbian in ur phone <3

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@gatorsafterdark have a super day, seth !!

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lmao they just sent the rejection letter look how long it’s been

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i have a second round interview today for what has probably been my dream job since the beginning of college !!!!!!! aaaaahhh

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something about crocheting granny squares feels exactly like praying the rosary

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i’ve never met a kid who wants to be vice president of the united states

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🦢🦢🦢SWAN BOAT RACE TOMORROW🦢🦢🦢 #LPSC2024

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someone sneezed on the subway and the person next to them sprayed the air with lysol

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when i grow up i don’t want to be president i want to be pope

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@mickal500 mickal500ria wants a photo

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@triiinity333 i love susan kare

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@egofaeniac before afters are a must