jess ✨

je suis pas votre ami :)

[jess ✨ @_startender]

“i met drake, i met sza” ok? i met the crown prince of Latvia (missing canucks hockey hours)

[jess ✨ @_startender]

Praise other people’s diligent hard work sincerely every single day, pursue grand visions with balanced healthy ambition. Never dim your natural glow to comfort insecure peers beside you in trivial daily routines.

[mika @mikasagrada]

“você está livre depois do trabalho?”

eu depois do trabalho:

[jess ✨ @_startender]

“you don’t know —-? he’s canadian!”
“yeah and you didn’t know who tame impala was, what about it”
“😶”

[jess ✨ @_startender]

the answer to the question everyone has been asking: yes my australian boyfriend has met liam hemsworth just walking down the street of his hometown

[unethical pisces Ph.D @MessyAssDyke]

you have a surgery when you get your appendix out. You. Got. A. BOOB Job.

[jess ✨ @_startender]

the concept of having a job where the manager actually cares about me, encourages me to call in if i’m not well, and holds up her word.
except i hate everything else about the job so like 🥸

[jess ✨ @_startender]

@swedehandshoggy personal hbd from @audif1_

[ro¹ (in mourning) @obsessf1on]

accidentally running a livery that was sponsored by the bin lad*n family on the 25th anniversary of 9/11 might be one the craziest thing to happen in f1 this year 😭😭😭

[nicole 🌊 @baechustokki]

THE ROMANTICIZATION OF CANADA IS UPON US and i am OBSESSED

[jess ✨ @_startender]

“layering tank tops” are back and i’ve never been more PISSED TO BE A GIRL WHO RUNS CHRONICALLY WARM

[V F1 @swiftsambi]

This interview holds so much importance now
Aged like wine
😭😭😭

WTH 🙃

[Nachez @Nachez98]

⚡️ EL SAFFETY CAR DE RAYO MCQUEEN ESTÁ EN MONZA

📸 @wearetherace

#F1 #ItalianGP 🇮🇹

[Sky Sports F1 @SkySportsF1]

Ka-Chow! Lightning McQueen has arrived in Monza 🤩🇮🇹

The seven-time Piston Cup champion makes an appearance at the 2026 Italian Grand Prix to mark the franchise’s 20th anniversary ⚡️🏁

[kels ≽^•⩊•^≼ saw louis + HEARD CHEST LIVE @mukefingering]

“im a top” “im a bottom” well i wanna have fun i wanna get high i wanna get drunk when ya gonna grow up i wanna do drugs i wanna make love i wanna get fucked

[Phe ✮ 卌 @angelinth3d4rk]

Since when do men on hinge know ball???

[jess ✨ @_startender]

so they should just let us have dual citizenship at this point right? /j

[MIXI♦️𝙑𝙏𝙐𝘽𝙀𝙍 @MissMixi]

The Aussie and the Cads are on the dot equal, our Dollars are equally both just as shit 🇦🇺😭🤝🥹🇨🇦

[jess ✨ @_startender]

when you’re feeling so dull and dampened you have to resort to basics like going for walks and breathing fresh air 🫩

[jess ✨ @_startender]

told my coworker that i need to be asked if i want to go for walks like a dog or else ill never get off my butt and the other day she asked if i wanted to go for a walk with her to return a package and it was the best time ever

[bethany @thenightbethore]

no bras tomorrow for anybody. tits at half mast