Steph Stapleton

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[Steph Stapleton @_stephstapleton]

@NadineMerabi Only half of my order has been refunded??
And no one in customer service has replied to my email that I sent a week ago flagging this!

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

Real Londoners walk down the platform so they can get on the train at the exact spot that the exit is for where they need to get off

[liv 💛 @oliviazao]

Apple Pay is not fake money

[Ben Burrows @Benburrows7]

The new apprentice coming on leaps and bounds

[Leticia R. @lettytesta]

Me: I have a headache.

WebMD: and it will be your last.

[stevanović @supportsteven]

I’ll just leave these activities to other people because the way my life is set up the day I go the salt will decide it doesn’t want to concentrate

[Steph Stapleton @_stephstapleton]

@HM_Passport my Passport tracking hasn’t updated for over a month? Can I have some assistance please??

[Steph Stapleton @_stephstapleton]

@HMRCcustomers my Passport tracking hasn’t updated for over a month? Can I have some assistance from please.

[PRESENCE @TazerBlack]

Is she double bagging petrol? People are moving very mad 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/V2KCXoKTzC

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Drinking when you're 18: eating's cheating!

Drinking when you're over 25: if I drink on an empty stomach I will genuinely not live to see another sunrise

[Ｎ 𝔼 Ø @UpdatesByNeo]

Me: I have a headache

WebMD: and it’ll be your last

[Steph Stapleton @_stephstapleton]

Buddy’s life saving surgery https://t.co/ot2vgLKoZy

[k @ihavenotiddies]

did it hurt? when u opened ur bank app

[Sam Yeezy @samstaydipped]

“Where the hoes at?”

Them when the hoes arrive:

[Sheku™ @JustSheku]

You people with two dates will never see the gates of heaven.

[Gentleman of leisure @auspiciouswaly]

Lol Wizkid didn’t make any mistakes at all by putting @justinbieber on Essence remix!

[Lucy Watson @Lucywwatson]

I live in London, the greatest city in the world, and my favourite thing to do is sit on my sofa looking at my phone