Pun tambua

Light holder in the tunnel

[Pun tambua @_steppar]

Nairobi thrift stores only post what they sold 🤦🤦

[Abhishek @MSDianAbhiii]

Declare this the photo of the year already.

[Mutua.base.eth @Mutuabrian_M]

After receiving the liquidation email, that's when you realize your $1000 was equal 1 acre of land in Kibwezi.

[Nana Wami 🦋 @AonjelaPel]

President has a message for Arsenal but not for the fuel crisis 😆😆😆 Awuoro bana

[𝗩𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲 𝗩𝗮𝗻𝗴𝘂𝗮𝗿𝗱 @vinguard254]

“The jet that is registered as a private plane costs between $18,000 and $25,000 per hour, translating to between Ksh 2.3M and Ksh3.2M per hour. His trip to Baku, which took 7 hours, cost at least Ksh 25M , going by the rates from Global Charter.
Assuming the president returns to the country on Wednesday, taxpayers would cough up over Ksh. 500M for the 168 hours that the president will have spent using the jet, excluding hangar parking charges"

[Pun tambua @_steppar]

@kabetes @TDi_Skoda 10 years later words true than fiction

[Iman | ايمان @nana_alaouie]

In hell you are forced to watch Arsenal defend a one goal lead

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

SRC has proposed a 14% increase on average in the salaries of the President, the Deputy President, Cabinet Secretaries and MPs and other state officers.

This is apparently to cushion them against the rising cost of living.

Details below

[Pun tambua @_steppar]

@BillySA_OG @OleItumbi Help you ? 😂😂

[𝔐𝔲𝔫𝔢𝔫𝔢 ℭ𝔥𝔯𝔦𝔰. @munenechris_77]

By the time people realize Mathira Man is Ruto’s project, it will be too late.

[Pun tambua @_steppar]

@dednarber @wnyakera Kalataaas 😂😂🫰🏼

[Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD @mbiti_mwondi]

Lakini tukue serious yaani mimi kama Mbiti Mwondi nipigiwe simu na French embassy niende kupeform kama Doc the Dj or go pitch my MindFiti idea to Macron to get funding for the start up and scale up haifai niende juu they’re my colonizers? Hebu fikiria hivo,that one thing you’ve always worked on diligently and honestly putting in work and the opportunity to go to a higher level comes so you’re not supposed to take it?
Then that means all Africans should not migrate to the west,don’t go their to play sports like football in those European and American Leagues,don’t participate in those Marathons etc.
The other week you were busy celebrating Sawe breaking a world Record in London the capital city of your real colonizers mbona hamkumcancel?
Neuroplasticity is a thing some of you need to stretch your brains more to help you think.
So doleful!

[Bitcoin Teddy @Bitcoin_Teddy]

" Ignored my wife, and my parents. I bought Bitcoin at 15K in 2022. now Bitcoin at $70K and everyone’s congrat me. "

" and ? "

" They just don’t know I took profit at 20K, fomo bought back at 126k "

[Miller Green @NPChigozie]

@FansTribeHQ @toxalways These are Africans having fun... South Africans can't relate.

[Saīñt @BBevvone]

Algorithm ikikufikisha hapa just retweet.. #RutoMustGo

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Generational exchange

[Pun tambua @_steppar]

@Netflexxguyy Ni ule boyy 😂🙂‍↔️

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

They've engineered the silence because they fear you more than they fear any judge. An informed public is their worst nightmare. So read the filings. Track the hearings. Ask the hard questions. The @IMFAfrica @KeTreasury, @NAssemblyKE, and every pen that signed these loans must answer.

Some politicians waiting in the wings will not speak because they hope to inherit the same broken system. To those seeking office: this is a test of principle. You cannot inherit a system you refuse to question.

We don't need their headlines to know our rights. The Constitution didn't give us a voice to whisper. The front page isn't theirs to give. It's ours to demand. Stay loud. Stay informed. The law is on our side
#OdiousDebtKenya #PeoplePower #DeniBandia

[Rance @son_of_uki]

a society that says a broke man doesn’t deserve a woman shouldn’t be upset when a rich man has options.

[Dipl. Ing MkenyaDaima | Bongani | Mamba | @MkenyaMzi]

Allano with all his knowledge on crypto anachill gig ya Crypto, Binance wanapea nongwe fulani hapo haina idea, tutawai penya kweli fuck Binance

[Ryta @RnRyta]

@OgadenSoldier @Jason2bartlett @tariqnasheed