Stephen Collins

I have eschewed the mandatory descriptive nouns to just say hello, and welcome to my twitter feed. Sorry, not the actor. @[email protected]

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@MieleUSA My sister buys the cheapest dryer she can and it just works. Only for like 5 years or so, but that sounds amazing to me.

Scrubbing filters. Vacuuming multiple vents. But I still hear the common cry from all people in the house.

“Dryers beeping again!”

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@MieleUSA Error 66 makes your dryer impossible to recommend. I would throw this thing out the window if I could.

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@MieleUSA I am about 5 minutes into my fifth attempt and it feels solid. At least solid enough to leave the laundry room.

I spent $1300 on a dryer that needs more babying than an actual baby.

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@MieleUSA 4th attempt

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@MieleUSA I literally do every one of those steps between every drying cycle. I am on my third attempt today to do one load in the dryer.

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@SusanArendt Hahahaha. How soon you forget. Or maybe not soon. It’s been 20 years. But it hasn’t changed!

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So long, and thanks for all the fish.

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@cabel So was Hitler.

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@danielpunkass @mantonsblog Ha. And I probably made less than $100 all told.

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@danielpunkass @mantonsblog Got my Apple settlement today via Venmo. Probably 10x more than I ever even made in the App Store.

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@SusanArendt Every year or so I have a “President’s in Peril” weekend where I watch the Has Fallen movies, White House Down, and Air Force One.

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@SusanArendt Just like being back home.

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@StephenMerchant @DerrenBrown Wow. Poster looks exactly like this.

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@brad_frost I know all the good Phil Collins videos. I try to drum a full concert sometimes and it is exhausting.

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@gruber @joinmastodon @KeithOlbermann @RMac18 @drewharwell @atrupar @donie Burning $44 billion to own the libs.

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@danielpunkass @vandadnp You need to find him on mastodon to keep this up.

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@siracusa @codinghorror Point Break.

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@hotdogsladies I’ll follow anything with Lizzie Caplan.

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@TheLeisureProf You can’t beat bouncing with Tigger.