susan perb

beam me up the arse scotty

[Bobson🌱Dugnutt @f_a_infinityy]

Man Stroker’s Ejacula

[Cymorg Comics @CyMorgComics]

Installed a bidet too far forward and sniped my balls off like the deathstar blowing up alderaan

[Gay Exci @JayExci]

No fucking way

[shaken katie syndrome @pigglipps]

afters is the straight man’s excuse to have gay guy music video night

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

they were right to take cigarette ads off tv, I would’ve smoked a pack a day if I saw this when I was 14

[Mo @fruitpibble]

they dont let me train the new employees because i turn them evil and gay

[jake @wormpuller]

Calling in flaccid to work

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

[at the bar] yeah that’s my boy over there. he’s a little evil but he’s cool [sees him making hand signs while muttering an incantation to himself] excuse me for a second

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

The Frame Mogging of Jesse James by the Looksmaxxer Robert Ford

[re: emma @evemmore]

mixing friend groups for my birthday makes me feel like graham norton

[Friday Beers @Friday_Beers]

And that, my friends, marks the official end of White Boy Summer

[Walter Thedious @WalterThedious]

Just got asked to drink on a Tuesday night and I said no #McQueenisfading

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Japanese Poster for Hot Fuzz, 2007

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

Just pacemogged a slowbie on the sidewalk

[Sean Southard @SeanSouthardGOP]

I cannot get enough of the Biden smile with “What I’ve Done” with the Michael Bay exit. 10/10