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in a world so vast, our small steps still leave a mark.
Resigned once. IQ of 208

[ₐₘᵤ @_supermanu]

We can😂

[Miss Teddy 🌸❤️ @Miss_Teddy0]

Why is it after a haircut these men think they can bag anyone?

[ₐₘᵤ @_supermanu]

Looks like man United's interest in baleba has cooled off

[Oluchi_react @Oluchi_Utd]

"Bruno Fernandes produces the 10th assist against Nigeria on Wednesday"

-Me as a Nigerian:😂

[ₐₘᵤ @_supermanu]

😂😂😂

[🫩🦅🇵🇹. @Waywardboyy]

i gabriel Manchester United 🫩

[ₐₘᵤ @_supermanu]

West ham is a badly-run club and the agent of mateus Fernandes is Jorge mendes. I'm not so optimistic as a man united supporter 😭

[ₐₘᵤ @_supermanu]

@agbulight @SullyTalkz @UtdDistrict Nope

[Sully @SullyTalkz]

#MUFC have begun talks with #WHU for Mateus Fernandes. United have no desire to pay the £80M asking fee from West Ham and ideally don't want a long saga. 21 yo is keen on a move as reported. However, internal chaos at #WHU after Sullivan left. @UtdDistrict https://t.co/iUZ8IYmkIk

[ₐₘᵤ @_supermanu]

Use Duel

[WILLS🦇PES⚽ @GodswillOs30688]

🚨:eFootball gamers which camera is the best and which one do you use?? #eFootball #イーフト

[Trill @Trill1Ace]

Love Mainoo to bits but Pogba was a unicorn man. Elite technique + top athleticism. We won’t see a midfielder like him for a while

[Eric @amerix]

10 Sex Tips for MEN:

1. Always be on top. Never allow her to be on top in whatever circumstances.

2. Don't lick the perineum.

3. Don't switch off lights.

4. Progressive overload. Sex is an artful skill, just like lifting weights. It gets better with time.

5. No pornography.

6. Use a condom if you do not want a baby or if she is not married to you.

7. Never trust any woman during sex, including your wife.

8. Don't rush to ejaculate. Enjoy the orgasm, but don't ejaculate.

9. Push the orgasm across your spine into your brain, but don't ejaculate.

10. Embrace semen retention.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

mkisettle for nonsense shida yenu

[27. @dimvji]

the older i get the more i realize how pointless it is to tell people my business

[Bobby Eaton Da Pussy @AidanThaGod]

72 virgins is such a lame ass heaven. Give me 72 WHORES

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

fortunately, i do give up on people. you can't continuously drain me, disappoint me, and disrespect me while expecting me to keep being kind.

[Kevwe @kevwe_od]

I’m amazed at people who are addicted to consuming content that triggers them.
Can never be me. If the algorithm starts to move weird, I immediately start pushing the “not interested” and “show less content like this” buttons.

[𐌕 @fwtimini]

iPhone: I'm gonna update your software tonight while you sleep.

iPhone in the morning: I couldn't do it, bro. Just didn't feel right. The vibe was off.

[ₐₘᵤ @_supermanu]

Reduce ads. YouTube just pisses me off

[YouTube @YouTube]

looking at my YouTube homepage and a soccer nerd is looking back

[ₐₘᵤ @_supermanu]

I don't like him

[Eli efootball @OmotayoAjayi284]

Different builds for Gerrad low screamer depending on the amount of kicking power you want.@aduforti__dc @all

[ₐₘᵤ @_supermanu]

Mko na stima😭😭😭

[Sam The Challenger @MohauSam]

My salary fighting the cost of living: