#MUFC have begun talks with #WHU for Mateus Fernandes. United have no desire to pay the £80M asking fee from West Ham and ideally don't want a long saga. 21 yo is keen on a move as reported. However, internal chaos at #WHU after Sullivan left. @UtdDistrict https://t.co/iUZ8IYmkIk
10 Sex Tips for MEN:
1. Always be on top. Never allow her to be on top in whatever circumstances.
2. Don't lick the perineum.
3. Don't switch off lights.
4. Progressive overload. Sex is an artful skill, just like lifting weights. It gets better with time.
5. No pornography.
6. Use a condom if you do not want a baby or if she is not married to you.
7. Never trust any woman during sex, including your wife.
8. Don't rush to ejaculate. Enjoy the orgasm, but don't ejaculate.
9. Push the orgasm across your spine into your brain, but don't ejaculate.
10. Embrace semen retention.
#MasculinitySaturday
I’m amazed at people who are addicted to consuming content that triggers them.
Can never be me. If the algorithm starts to move weird, I immediately start pushing the “not interested” and “show less content like this” buttons.
iPhone: I'm gonna update your software tonight while you sleep.
iPhone in the morning: I couldn't do it, bro. Just didn't feel right. The vibe was off.