Houston Gooner

no words to explain this unseen dictionary

[𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎࿎☽ @idropFbombs]

I spy with my little eye

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Josh Hokit vs Michelle Obama (Mortal Kombat Edition)

[BHENtel @TheBHentel]

Top 5 tweet ever hell naw 😭

[Liz Churchill @liz_churchill10]

Your husband literally used a cigar as a sex toy on an intern in the Oval Office. Just shut up.

[⁸𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙧𝙚 @33643pts]

America won the stadium war lol Europeans are gassing NRG Stadium of all stadiums

[LAMO @lookatmyopinion]

The issue with modern politics is that I’m not allowed to think this is fucking cool without accusations of being right wing

But I’ll take the accusations because this is fucking cool for a MMA weigh in

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

It must suck to have to pretend to be mad at this

[kordell @lledrook]

free bro ngl after 17 years they just gotta give that nigga one

[ms. gLORY @SAINTLORYN]

she won that hoe 😂

[goma @soigomaa]

Free my man

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

I don't care how hard life gets, don’t tell a woman what you’ve been through.

[Liza @Li33aaa]

He almost got ragebaited but laughed it off; I could learn a lot from this guy

[Hood @HoodPlatez_]

our special steak, chicken, shrimp habachi bowls with koolaid at the bottom. !!

[The General @GeneralMCNews]

BREAKING: Scientists claimed it was "morally" justifiable to infect people with a virus that would make them allergic to meat in a controversial paper published in 2025.

[izzy @butchysports]

like I’m literally in tears this is so good

[007 @gramercyconsult]

The “whatsup Gang” i’m going to throw at this guy will break the sound barrier

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

"I was just following orders" was rejected as a defence at the Nuremberg trials by the way