I love that technically we should be 'fneezing' not 'sneezing'. The 'f' was misread as a long medieval 's'. A 'fneeze' has just the right sound of a blocked nose and a snort.
The news comes during a chaotic week that saw Johnson dress up as a police officer and launch an investigation into whether an illegal Christmas party took place at his own house. https://t.co/2RpZyQA8IK