Sydney A. Scott

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“Your boobs are hanging out”.

First of all, you’re welcome.

[Sydney A. Scott @_sydneyascott]

@kaitgwatt Need to prepare myself before watching

[Sydney A. Scott @_sydneyascott]

@kaitgwatt

[Tracy 🦖 (She/Her) @tracysaur]

Greyhound racing was banned in Florida yesterday. Regardless of your views on racing, this means about 8000 hounds will be looking for homes in the coming months. They are wonderful, kind, sweet, and sleepy dogs, and in the wake of this please consider opening your home to one.

[Laura Lee @Laura88Lee]

Dear Monday...
Thank you, Next

[kelly @kelllicopter]

me at 18: yeah so i basically drank a whole bottle of vodka last night and now i’m gonna run two miles!! haha!!

me at 22: i looked at some wine and i’ve been hungover for two days

[audrey vaughn @Auuudds]

So what? You dated the wrong person & learned a hard lesson. You chose the wrong major & had to start over again. You cherished a friend who turned their back on you. It’s LIFE. We learn, hurt, love, cry, laugh, & do it all over again. Experiences make u unique. Embrace them.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Can't wait!!!

[Marina @mar_inaaaaa]

Man I really took summer for granted while in high school, now everyone’s broke & working nonstop PLUS you have friends who work a 9-5, some who work nights in restaurants, some who only work weekends, and NOBODYS schedules line up to ever actually see each other

[Sydney A. Scott @_sydneyascott]

@kenznickerson carl is the only loyal man 🐱

[yaya @malyelff]

The whole entire world needs to do this & should have a long time ago https://t.co/3JwHFOtOkl

[Sydney A. Scott @_sydneyascott]

the new Shelburne intersection is one big cluster fuck and i want no part of it 🙅🏻‍♀️ #everyonesconfused

[Sydney A. Scott @_sydneyascott]

@kenznickerson I figured you’d be at the airport waiting for him when he got off the plane

[Sydney A. Scott @_sydneyascott]

@briannaa713 and are probably $100,000 in debt from student loans just so they can save lives 🙃

[Bindi Irwin @BindiIrwin]

Today was heartbreaking for us all as the world says goodbye to Sudan, the last male Northern White Rhino on Earth. We are sending all our love to the team at @OlPejeta who have lost part of their family today. Now, more than ever, we must stand together and protect our rhinos.

[Sydney A. Scott @_sydneyascott]

@briannaa713 @taysmith10 😂 https://t.co/DTSCOPYA4c