syd

[syd @_sydneygamble]

telling the taco bell worker i had a bad day so my chicken quesadilla doesn’t look like it was in a car accident

[mags @maggieisntcool]

kissing during the scary parts of tana mongeau’s “explaining my bruises (warning: dark) story time video

[wint @dril]

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

[syd @_sydneygamble]

made a pb& j with sunflower seed butter instead of peanut butter and organic whole wheat bread. huge mistake. it tastes like it is for birds, not beautiful girls

[syd @_sydneygamble]

if i weren’t a girl i would want to be this

[syd @_sydneygamble]

@abbivoda beez in the trap

[syd @_sydneygamble]

@theRealBenFolds where did you get this??? the millionaire store?

[syd @_sydneygamble]

while everyone is busy at the game i will be walking the tailgate fields stealing all of the unwatched food like yogi bear

[syd @_sydneygamble]

if rodney copperbottom we’re real i would literally live in his dms

[syd @_sydneygamble]

this is the snowman i made on my porch. his eyes and buttons are dog food and his scarf is a headband that i made out of a crate and barrel napkin. also there’s a rusty nail sticking out of his mouth. his name is elizabeth

[syd @_sydneygamble]

the way harry potter acts when he takes liquid luck is how business majors act all the time

[syd @_sydneygamble]

the only sexism i like is the kind that lets me do girl push ups

[syd @_sydneygamble]

@BoseMason get out of my replies, barstool misses you

[syd @_sydneygamble]

@maggieisntcool hey sweetie! it’s mom, give me a call ok?

[syd @_sydneygamble]

If I were in a gang my turf would be tj maxx, applebee’s and the dollar tree. My rival gang’s turf would be home depot, any public basketball court and rally’s.