Dr. Sus

u know who I am but my colleagues don't

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I like how in the calculator app the numbers can be whatever u want, much more welcoming & reasonable than the banking app or the clock app

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I hope this email finds your demise

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@DrLoupis Saruman, most likely, on account of the towers

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Jo binterbiew is not ober yet

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Wonder if any dinosaurs honked like geese

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Annakin Franklin

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Obi-Wan Cannoli

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I don’t want the French word for steak to be “bifteck” anymore

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Genghis Con

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Genital Tao

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The butterflies work for the bourgeoisie

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It’s ableist to make me wear glasses in the car

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Tronald Dump

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Don’t throw menthols on the stage

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😳

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If ur boys don’t beyblade with u, those aren’t your boys #letitrip

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The S in S Club 7 stands for Seal

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Baby carrots need to grow up