If I ever join a cult, it won't be because I'm brainwashed or whatever. It'll be because I've decided that that's what makes the most sense for my life
when cops set a speed trap that’s so emasculating to me… oh did da baby find a good widdle hiding spot? are you being sooo sneaky? are you sooo good at playing hide and seek? come out and face me like a man
I do not want to be on the computer ... I want to be an elderly Mediterranean man who spends all day sitting outside a cafe and complaining with his friends