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[cool bug facts @_takemyhead]

my boss telling me to move to a different city and go on a two month bender. i will burn this bar down with all of us in it

[Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey @MonkeysMarch]

Shhhh . . . quiet! Someone who doesn’t have their life together is giving advice.

[cool bug facts @_takemyhead]

in therapy that's actually working makes it feel like you're getting stabbed a million times every second and also you have to fill out a stupid thought record even though u really just want to hit shit with a baseball bat. can't. recommend. enough.

[moodboard. @bbsnonsense]

into my father

[cool bug facts @_takemyhead]

the us gov is trying to weaponize hrt

[cool bug facts @_takemyhead]

i bought a gun so i could shoot the clouds here actually

[兔兒神 @chenchenwrites]

as i get older, nice weather is really something precious, something to enjoy, and something to talk about. like yes, this is a big deal. this sun, this light breeze. this is big.

[ELLɅ MɅCHINɅ @orchidcamp]

thanks for saying that man but I suspect there's some great beast lurking within me *small shrug* I looked inwardly and almost saw it once and i blacked out

[swagless @noswagordrip]

Ain’t nothing dry about this humping.

[Rad. @enemy_soil]

craving an ice cold diet coke. a fridge cigarette, if you will

[cool bug facts @_takemyhead]

they don't even like eating u out if they catch a glimpse of them LOL

[cool bug facts @_takemyhead]

i do not think i will ever recover from the inherent homoeroticism of childhood friendships

[cool bug facts @_takemyhead]

next time im in phx i am hitting u all up we are all kissing idgaf

[cool bug facts @_takemyhead]

should i send this to the 38 year old that keeps hitting me up?

[liz @normalfunnygirl]

(About someone who is obviously trying to have sex with me) “Awwww that’s so nice they’re trying to be my friend I need more friends that would be really nice”

[ً @holyaches]

to me， yearn sounds too delicate. whatever i go through is far more disgusting.

[cool bug facts @_takemyhead]

sisyphus is a political prisoner why would i imagine him happy?

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

the madness has overtaken me but we are still on for tuesday