Taylor

if you don’t like dogs and self deprecating humor, ya came to the wrong place • she/her • lupus warrior, link below to learn more

[RK Jackson | Atlanta 🛸 @theerkj]

big week for the glasses community

[Taylor @_tay_97]

@_mollypop_17 @quiz_riddles I concur

[Taylor @_tay_97]

@_mollypop_17 This is why we’re best friends because same hahahaha

[Taylor @_tay_97]

@carleycrab I laughed reacted at someone’s newborn announcement recently. … it’s endangering lives and friendships 😅

[Taylor @_tay_97]

Just my annual retweet of this @PetSmart. Pls I will buy 97.

[Taylor @_tay_97]

I don’t think @PetSmart understands the DEPTHS I WILL GO to get this toy back for sweet baby Gregory.

Even if you just send me the pattern I will take a sewing class and physically make it myself. He had probably a total of 20 until I could no longer find them. 🥲

[Taylor @_tay_97]

Gregory’s groomer is moving (out of state) and just to explain how much we love her… I considered driving him to New Mexico every 12 weeks.

Listen, when you have a reactive dog who actually likes his groomer, you’ll do ANYTHING.

[Taylor @_tay_97]

@carleycrab looks innocent to me

[Taylor @_tay_97]

Idk who needs to hear this but literally no one and I mean no one wants to listen to the music you’re playing in your car.

Like sir I am on the second floor inside my home I shouldn’t hear you bumping music in your 2004 honda civic it’s just not pleasant.

[Taylor @_tay_97]

“When was the last time you got your tires rotated”

Buddy, I can barely remember to keep my phone charged. What makes you think I remember to rotate my tires.

Anywho… new year, new tires.

*sent at 14%*

[Taylor @_tay_97]

$298.79 later and I get to live for another 30 days.

I hate prescription refill day. I literally get so angry at the world and pharmaceutical companies. 😅

[Taylor @_tay_97]

Reason #92735 why I cried this week: I realized that one year will be the last year that Gregory sends out a Christmas card.

anywhoooo if u want one this year dm me ur address, cannot guarantee the envelope will not be tear stained thx

[Taylor @_tay_97]

I’ve only been in my hometown for 5 hours and I’ve already witnessed an engagement at an outback steakhouse.

[Taylor @_tay_97]

“I’m becoming famous. I got 21 likes on my linkedin post”

[Taylor @_tay_97]

@maralee_1124 Yes!!! Got my nails done for the first time in a couple months and felt like Beyonce after. And yes please!!! pls txt me (idk if ur # changed)

[Taylor @_tay_97]

@maralee_1124 i need u to enjoy your appt and be proud of urself for taking self care time, but other than that no, thanks ❤️

[Taylor @_tay_97]

23andMe could never

[kenzie @pk_kenzie]

This is the only cartoon analysis critic I will watch

[Taylor @_tay_97]

Me packing for a 1 night work trip:

“4 work fits, 2 regular, 1 casual… Got it”

“Fancy moisturizer I’ve had for years but never opened… yup throw it in”

“Winter coat… u just never know”

“3 different hair tools knowing I’ll do heatless curls… better to be safe than sorry”

[Taylor @_tay_97]

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