Taylor Barlow

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I heard George Santos crossed his fingers behind his back when he got sworn in

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@Allegiant why can't I check in online? It says I'm "not eligible"

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@mattrosell I can't remember if it was high school but sure did!

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Sing 2 deserves a best picture nom

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Sharks, today I'm looking for $1 million in exchange for 5% of my steel-toe Crocs company.

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@jeffreywhatever Granted, I didn't play on 'hard mode' but does anyone?

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This game is too easy

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@Imjacobroberts Yes.

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PSA: if you're ever on a jury and the defendant is being tried for breaking a law you think is dumb, you can say "Not Guilty" and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

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@Imjacobroberts There's no way to know. Juries don't announce it. OJ Simpson maybe, because there was one juror that said the verdict was payback for police brutality against Rodney King, but again, no way to tell.

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@Imjacobroberts So if it happens enough, it may results in a push for reform of the criminal laws? But I don't know how you take away a jury's nullification power without fundamentally changing the jury system as a whole.

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@Imjacobroberts Change it how?

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Topanga was way ahead of her time.

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Turns out the biggest threat to school bathrooms are actually cis kids

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Just a reminder that, as of 2019, Texas is #1 in forcible rape cases (and #15 in rate per 100,000 people).

Finally, @GovAbbott decided to eliminate rape!

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An app that notifies you if you and your childhood best friend both use each other for your password reset security questions.

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@jeffreywhatever I listened to Pod Save the World's episode on it, and I thought it was pretty balanced. To be fair, it's like an hour. Rightfully critical of Biden's missteps, but realistic analysis given the context.

https://t.co/MJ4s23M5xM

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@ana_m_m_ana I haven't heard of this! Tell me more.

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