jeff

marketing guy.

[jeff @jeffreywhatever]

some hacker holding back every Microsoft Outlook email in America.

[jeff @jeffreywhatever]

@WISHNews8 this is the crispest video quality I have ever seen from an NFL media session.

[Ajibola @4jibola]

lately there has been too many days in a row

[jeff @jeffreywhatever]

@EnigmaGamingX if you told me those were both the same video I would believe you.

[Ben Justman🍷 @BenJustman]

A girl just made eye contact with me.
Nice try China.

[jeff @jeffreywhatever]

@AbdulElSayed @dryad_girl Focus on making things less expensive first, please.

[jeff @jeffreywhatever]

@VeniceMase @ESPNLosAngeles @habitburger Yellow Paper Burger and Proudly Serving are great.

[jeff @jeffreywhatever]

come home

[B/R Walk-Off @BRWalkoff]

The Rangers will explore Corey Seager's trade market at the GM meetings, per @Ken_Rosenthal and @Evan_P_Grant

[jeff @jeffreywhatever]

@DecodingFoxNews so you have the video because … they posted the video? The show is called 60 Minutes, that’s going to require some editing.

[jeff @jeffreywhatever]

@BaldurBarons @PayForTheDrinks @BigCountryMitch what do I know, I guess.

[They murdered Renée Good @Youtalkingtume]

Reporter: “Pete Hegseth says you want to see him in prison.”

Rep. Thomas Massie: “ There’s no way that I would go to visit him”

[Danny Kelly @DannyBKelly]

josh johnson was signing with teams before you were born and he'll be doing it long after you've died

[jeff @jeffreywhatever]

@BaldurBarons @PayForTheDrinks @BigCountryMitch That is true! But also Carson Wentz.

[jeff @jeffreywhatever]

@realchasegeiser did those candidates start the war in Iran or did you, though?

[jeff @jeffreywhatever]

@waldenpod me at the Starbucks drive through window as the employee is holding out the tap to pay machine.

[jeff @jeffreywhatever]

@PayForTheDrinks @BigCountryMitch on the flip side, do you want to face one of the best offenses in the league or one of the worst?

[jeff @jeffreywhatever]

@sangarestan @Ihartitz huh? start them. that says they are both top 13 RBs

[jeff @jeffreywhatever]

@LukaUpdates also amazing that Steph is still putting up 30 a night.

[jeff @jeffreywhatever]

@RyanJ_Heath @FantasyPtsData just switched Douglas out for Cooper in DK (had to roll with the Cardinals DST to do so – pray for me).

[jeff @jeffreywhatever]

did you know that solo passengers used to sit in the front seat of Ubers?