jeff

marketing guy.

[jeff @jeffreywhatever]

Thinking about my cat when I’m on vacation.

[vintagelover @queennaurelia]

When I finally get to see him again

[jeff @jeffreywhatever]

@michaelmiraflor incredibly bad, actually.

[ׅ❦ @cursdpanda]

when im lowkey sleepy so i decide to stay up for a few more hours

[jeff @jeffreywhatever]

@RachelMcadm good thing we aren’t birds.

[jeff @jeffreywhatever]

@RealJamesWoods dying of a heart attack to own Muslims.

[jeff @jeffreywhatever]

just got a new follower on @X

[Leo Daube @leodaube]

Me at the British Museum

[jeff @jeffreywhatever]

@iluminatibot credit

[jeff @jeffreywhatever]

Boyfriend: what you thinking for dinner tonight?

Girlfriend: fish sounds nice.

Boyfriend: I’ve got just the place.

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

WHO TF GO TO MCDONALDS & SAY YEAH LET ME GET A FISH FILET MEAL😭😭😭😭😭

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

broccoli had such bad pr growing up. what an elite vegetable

[jeff @jeffreywhatever]

@C_3C_3 “Almost single handedly” lol

[jeff @jeffreywhatever]

@TaylorMadeGolf ima lose so many of these mfs

[jeff @jeffreywhatever]

@EndWokeness thank you for proving the point.

[jeff @jeffreywhatever]

@ScottJenningsKY dude is receiving intense medical care and your bedside manner is to discuss Iran?

[jeff @jeffreywhatever]

USMNT waking up this morning.

[$ @jxtsummer]

what a privilege it is to be able to wake up and try again

[jeff @jeffreywhatever]

@SaltyGoat17 masks work

[spongebob @spongebob7117]

why are we so casual about the fact that parrots can literally talk

[jeff @jeffreywhatever]

deep pull

[Won’t Delete This Until OU Scores @Doc_Texas]

USA vs Belgium

[jeff @jeffreywhatever]

@RGIII what the hell do I have to do with our goalie playing 100 feet from the goal?

[jeff @jeffreywhatever]

that’s the Team USA I’m used to!