Thalia Stephenson

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Cmon England cmon Wonderwall

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

The Ghanaian witch doctor seeing Harry Kane miss an open goal from 6 yards out

[Dobby Club @DobbyClub06]

POV: ur at Croydon box park and Harry Kane just scored a penalty retake at group stage match

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before

[Terry Hague @TezzaBelle88]

30° abroad: “let’s explore this town.”

30° in the UK: “I may not survive this Sainsbury’s trip.”

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Trying to figure out where you went wrong building that IKEA cupboard

[Adekunbi🌹❤️ @Adhekunbi]

One day I hope someone sees me and decides, “whatever it takes…. I'm not letting her go.”

[K @iiamkrshn]

When someone is laughing and socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we’re playing.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

When i forgot to keep my mind busy and suddenly get flash back of everything i survived

[Rashida Tlaib @RashidaTlaib]

You cannot ‘free’ people by killing them and destroying their country.

[David G. Paul @jedi58]

"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless, uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?" -- Holly, Red Dwarf

RIP Rob Grant

[Craig Charles @CCfunkandsoul]

Earlier today I was informed of the passing of @realrobgrant .i am in total shock.He was one of the funniest people I’ve ever met. A visionary.
My heart goes out to his family and friends. The impact he and Doug had on the course of my life is immeasurable
RIP ROB

[christan (no i), ß @ChristanWNBA]

We’re at a point where minorities are just supposed to openly accept pure hatred as a “political leaning”

[Rhys @rhysrmann]

Susie Dent after posting her 18th century word of the day that vaguely relates to the latest political scandal

[lan Byrne MP @IanByrneMP]

The biggest con the political class ever pulled was turning immigration into the issue. Working class communities set against each other while the elites sit back & laugh.
The real fight is against poverty, inequality & exploitation not your neighbour.
#KnowYourRealEnemy

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

forgetting you’re at a bottomless brunch and walking over to your mate to ask how much more free prosecco we’re allowed

[grace @thatgalgrass]

if I send this to u it means not only am I celebrating ur downfall, I orchestrated it

[GET A GRIP @docrussjackson]

"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes... It was their final, most essential command."

- George Orwell, 1984