ChapatiMachine

Why I'm I still on Twitter 🤦🏿‍♂️

[ChapatiMachine @_thatsteve]

I can't get enough of this photo that I took while hiking in Kijabe. The harder the climb, the better the views?
#tembeakenya #letsdrift

[Robert ALAI, HSC @RobertAlai]

WHO wanted to build a modern facility at KU, but you brought politics into it.

Now the USA is building a major Ebola testing and quarantine facility, and you are politicking again.

Why don’t you agree that they build it, and also build a similar facility for Kenyan use, so that when we have any outbreak locally, we will use it?

You think Ebola won’t land here at some point? It will and it will very soon.

[ChapatiMachine @_thatsteve]

@_Esenem_ Hata mimi nilicheka. Timing yake was suspicious 😂

[ChapatiMachine @_thatsteve]

"A God Walks into Abar" - Watchmen: Episode 8. One of the best TV episodes ever made!

[𝓳𝓸𝓼𝓱🧸 @Joshwydd_]

Easily one of the best limited series ever created 🍿

[ChapatiMachine @_thatsteve]

Then kuna wale huwa wanawaita "Old money" 🤦🏿‍♂️

[اليكس @Tusk8rman]

Stop calling people plundering your country‘elites’ please. They’re thieves. All of them including their children.

[ChapatiMachine @_thatsteve]

Even YouTube 😩

[AlwaysTweetingMoh @theyluvmoh]

Dear @Spotify when I play Kenyan music on shuffle avoid adding afrobeats in my playlist please. I am tired of skipping. Please learn my preferences. Thank you sincerely. @SpotifyCares

[ChapatiMachine @_thatsteve]

We are enjoying the goodies they stole from our ancestors 😂

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Each. Dot. Represents. 100. Migrants.

This is what an invasion looks like:

[ChapatiMachine @_thatsteve]

@Kophen_ @_Esenem_ Situation kwa ground ni different, in summary 😂

[ChapatiMachine @_thatsteve]

In so many wholesome ways 👊🏿

[98Patrobas🇰🇪 @98_patrobas]

Say what you want about the Sauti Sol boys but they've really given back to the Kenyan music scene.

[ChapatiMachine @_thatsteve]

Me too! 😭

[Legally Blonde✨ @NthiaNadia]

How that man convinced y’all to vote him in to the Presidency will forever baffle me.

[ChapatiMachine @_thatsteve]

Amen 🙏🏿

[Maandamano Hottie 🇵🇸 @_omalicha__]

Wishing Tuju level misfortune to all the politicians in this current regime. May everything you have stolen be stolen back from you in shameful ways that will have you crying in the streets. Amen.

[ChapatiMachine @_thatsteve]

@Kimutai_XCVIII @98_patrobas @98_patrobas I told you the same thing. Hiyo kitu ni playlist imeundwa na mtu. You can never rely on it!

[ChapatiMachine @_thatsteve]

@picanaah 😂😂😂

[ChapatiMachine @_thatsteve]

@Ngoma_Charts @98_patrobas Exactly! I told him it's a combination of the platforms. Apple Music is just one. But so far it's doing a great job showing what Kenyans are listening to at the moment.

[Ryan Buikema @prolificinvent]

@sciencegirl A tale as old as time

[ChapatiMachine @_thatsteve]

It's nice, though I wish they'd show more black people who travel to Kenya. Si wazungu pekee ndio hutravel sana nowadays.

[Nyakundi Report @NyakundiReport]

Kenya has officially unveiled its new global tourism campaign, “Experience Wonder,” at ITB Berlin 2026, with the Kenya Tourism Board positioning the country as the “Origin of Wonder” while inviting international travellers and investors to explore its wildlife, landscapes, cultural heritage and historical significance as the cradle of humankind.

The launch, led by Tourism officials in Germany, forms part of a renewed push to strengthen Kenya’s global brand visibility and attract up to 5 million international arrivals by 2027, while marketing the country’s diversified tourism portfolio and investment opportunities to the European market.

[ChapatiMachine @_thatsteve]

@NdindaNdinda Ulikuwa wapi when everyone was talking about it? 😂

[ChapatiMachine @_thatsteve]

Don't disrespect Elsy like that 🙄

[Finest Biggest @AKiotyc]

@Miss_Muthoni_ Who's this? On amapiano she'd be a smash gahdem or that 3 step vibe

[ChapatiMachine @_thatsteve]

@Kophen_ I don't think it goes that way 😂😂😂😂

[ChapatiMachine @_thatsteve]

@Kophen_ Kumbe unatambua the Mighty Jimny 👊🏿

[ChapatiMachine @_thatsteve]

Mimi sijawahi elewa how and why huwa mnapenda hii podcast.

[🌼 @lynda_marcia]

This has had me in tears waah😂😂😂