nobody’sEx

web dev 🧑🏽‍💻 | Science enthusiast 🧬 | That maths guy | gamophobic

[nobody’sEx @_theApr]

@dammiedammie35 Imagine begging someone on a dying bed to take doctor’s prescription. To save your own life 😭😭 and you’re bent on “my pastor said”. Very typical of unintelligent religious people. Bunch of dullards

[nobody’sEx @_theApr]

@iam__temmyy @instablog9ja Overly religious people go whine you ehn 😂😂😂. They live in their own world

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Femi Lazarus is deconstructing rel!gion 📌

[nobody’sEx @_theApr]

@dammiedammie35 @SpiricocoNg Hey siri,
What do you call someone/people who take an action towards a goal, yet fail woefully . Then keep at same approach expecting different outcome.

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Have you noticed that prophesies are always centered around just 2 major things

- ‘A blessing waiting for you in front’(HOPE)

And

- ‘An evil waiting to befall you in front’(FEAR)

And anyone/anything that sells you hope and fear…. is only gunning for one thing..

CONTROL.

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

No pick up line. Learn to look at ladies and ignore them.

[nobody’sEx @_theApr]

@dykmatin Gbam

[nobody’sEx @_theApr]

@ChuksEricE Poor bird trying to escape 😂😂😭

[nobody’sEx @_theApr]

@EmpireGreat9 @ChuksEricE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭

[nobody’sEx @_theApr]

@aproko_doctor Unintelligent religious people are a menace to the society.

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

E pay you to dey jobless pass make you dey do 9-5 of 100k for this current Nigeria.

- 2k on transport daily x 5 days a week = 10k. 10k x 4 (4 weeks) =40k
- 3k on feeding daily x 30 = 90k
- 5k data weekly x 4 = 20k/month.

Everything above = 150k

Mind you; this is a rough estimate of the average Nigerian o. I have not added groceries, and other utility bills.

Except you have a side hustle, live with your parents, or someone is taking care of you, 100k salary in the current Nigeria is suffering. The saddest part? A lot of Nigerians don’t even earn up to that monthly. I sincerely hate it here, man. We can’t continue like this.

[nobody’sEx @_theApr]

@0moyeh Lmaoo. They thought prenup is gender based.

[Omoye✨🫶 @0moyeh]

All these prenup talks on the TL...

If you feel like a man doesn't trust you by asking for a prenuptial agreement, the solution is simple, Work for your own money and make HIM sign it

[nobody’sEx @_theApr]

@susylicious2023 Jaye lo 🚀

[nobody’sEx @_theApr]

So Assault is not determined by the ACT, but who the assaulter is or the age of the victim . Wow.
If done by a parent or the victim is a child, regardless of intensity, it’s DISCIPLINE. Justified
Otherwise it’s ABUSE.

So where do we draw the line??
Una never ready 🫵🏿🫵🏿🫵🏿

[nobody’sEx @_theApr]

@MildlyUnstableG @bod_repuplic @BestofDem_szn 😂😂😂

[nobody’sEx @_theApr]

@MR__Sulaiman1 They don’t even put effort to convince them. Just below bare minimum. 😂😂

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

The ridiculousness is beautiful to see 😂

[nobody’sEx @_theApr]

@General_Somto Riceeeeeee

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Incase you didn’t know:
Saying junk like “Don’t share your platform you worked hard for with a man” is as daft as those who say “your wife is not your family so she doesn’t deserve anything from you”

Imagine a man says men should hide, hoard and protect what he has earned and worked hard for, from his partner, do you realise how dumb this idea is?

If you can’t share what you have with someone you claim to love, do you actually even love them at all? Well, I keep forgetting these are not rational or logical people, but agenda-driven clowns who talk first and think later.

Anyway this is just another episode of you will never realise how stupid and myopic certain opinions are until a man says it.