Rachel Capp

'Today is a gift, that's why they call it the present'

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@KTCullingford 😂

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@KTCullingford Not my finest hour 😂

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@DPD_UK just wondered where my package is that was supposed to be delivered today?

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I no joke just spilled water in bed and it’s so hot I can’t even find where. Bloody things evaporated before it even touched the sheet 🥵☀️

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@TfL any chance you’re planning on fixing the oyster readers at Moorgate at all this week? It’s really very inconvenient being expected to have my fare corrected on both legs of my already stressful commute

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Just realising that love island is an actual representation of the last 8 months of my dating life crammed into 2 days #minefield

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Yeah love island? I’ll have 1 Curtis please. That’ll be all. Thanks #LoveIsland

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You know it’s payday when you’ve just activated PayPal one touch on your purchases ✌🏼🙈

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Love how I can tell my current life mood by checking my most recently used emojis

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When you get some many clothes delivered to the office your colleague asks you if you’re being sent them to model by the brands 😂 #ifonly #imjustaddictedtospendingmoney

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When this weather takes you by surprise and you realise all your summer clothes are at your parents 😬

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I feel like I might’ve made it in life when I have white wood floorboards

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Just logged onto my oyster account and found 7 incomplete journeys. I need to stop getting drunk and trying to use the tube. It clearly isn’t working out for me

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When you’ve definitely missed your last train but pick a random one hoping for the best 😬🤞🏻

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Nothing says tough Monday like a large g&t

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When your dad asks if you want to grab brunch together. You alright hun? 😂

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Taking someone back to yours for the night then handing your bedding over for mum to take home and wash. I do believe this is what they call adulting #noshame

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Love how brunch just means an excuse to buy about 6 new outfits and justify to myself they double up as work attire 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Why does tinder show you the same weirdos every day yet the ones I accidentally swipe past never re-materialise? 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Rachel Capp @_theCapptain]

@millerralice Even when I dress classy I can’t win 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Annoys me when you dress nice to go into town for brunch and on the way there everyone just assumes you’re a hooker doing the walk of shame 🙄