Tyrion Lannister

Kinslayer, lovable curmudgeon.

[Tyrion Lannister @_The_Imp_]

@TheRedViper I heard the ear emoji is better 🌽

[Tyrion Lannister @_The_Imp_]

@TheRedViper Whoa! Easy there, fella. Two tweets in one day...save some of that data plan for an emergency!

[Tyrion Lannister @_The_Imp_]

Ryan Seacrest looks old in the rain.

[Ser Duncan the Tall @DunkTheLunk]

One picture always inspired Egg to write magnificent prose. It was a pic of Edgar Allan Poe and a tree. The French called it "Poe et Tree."

[Will Arnett™ @arnettwill]

C'mon? #ArrestedDevelopment #netflix

[Mr. Sparkle @Mr__Sparkle]

DIRT IS MR. SPARKLE'S ENEMY. NORTH KOREA BUILT ON BIG PILE OF DIRT. YOU DO THE MATH.

[Yana Kuchirko, Ph.D. @yanakuchirko]

How to explain #gameofthrones characters to your clueless friends. #got

[Tricia Helfer @trutriciahelfer]

I can't understand why they don't lighten the eyebrows of Daenerys & Cersei in #GoT Everytime I see a pic/promo I wanna scream "wig!!" #fb

[Alex Schmidt 🦬 @AlexSchmidty]

27 Minutes Of Fat Guy Running Through Snow Renewed For 4th Season #GoT

[Adam© @Dismal_Wizard]

@_The_Imp_ the night is dark and full of pleasures...

[Anti-Joke Cat @AntiJokeCat]

Knock knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman.

[Mr. Sparkle @Mr__Sparkle]

KIM JONG-UN, JOIN ME OR DIE. CAN YOU DO ANY LESS?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Week's Top Story: ‘Game Of Thrones’ Opens With Every Character Getting Fingered While Discussing Arrival Of Winter http://t.co/8ZouXX9XB0

[Will Arnett™ @arnettwill]

So .@batemanjason .@MitchHurwitz .@RealRonHoward ...see you May 26th? #ArrestedDevelopment

[Mr. H76 @NuggetWisdom]

Jules Verne envisioned the 1st camera-phone in his writings in 1866. This was only after his less promising prediction of the camera-toaster

[Mr. H76 @NuggetWisdom]

Morgan Freeman narrating your colonoscopy would undoubtedly make it a far more enjoyable experience.

[Mr. Sparkle @Mr__Sparkle]

MR. SPARKLE PROMISED SUPER BOWL ADD 16 YEARS AGO, BUT IT WAS BANISHED TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS. WILL THIS BE THE YEAR IT ESCAPES AND AIRS?

[Mr. Sparkle @Mr__Sparkle]

WHY IS DARKNESS DISRESPECTFUL TO SUPER BOWL? I AM FILLED WITH SHAME BUT CANNOT SEE BECAUSE LIGHT HAS BEEN BANISHED FROM STADIUM.

[Mr. Sparkle @Mr__Sparkle]

SHAME ON YOU, OPRAH! IF U HAD USE MR. SPARKLE, FOODSTUFFS WOULD BE BANISH FROM DISHES & YOU'D GAIN SUPER STRENGTH TO LIFT BIRTHDAY GIFT.