deely stan

Software Dev 🤖 Platts ‘20 🏀

[deely stan @_theBigJerm]

A simple Knicks fan who enjoys the simple things in life

[deely stan @_theBigJerm]

@escobarszn1 Pj tucker 🫵😲

[charlie @chunkbardey]

4 times 3 being 12. that is a classic

[Smosh @smosh]

WE BOUGHT SMOSH

[Mark D. Levine @MarkLevineNYC]

Annual major crimes per 1000 residents (as per FBI database):
* New York City: 40.6
* Ohio: 58.4
* Columbus: 76.2

[deely stan @_theBigJerm]

@augustgraves_ Jealous

[deely stan @_theBigJerm]

@escobarszn1 Clean, but not as out there of a suit as I’d prefer, A-

[deely stan @_theBigJerm]

Nothing more demoralizing than bringing your clothes to the thrift to trade-in, and them not taking ANYTHING

[deely stan @_theBigJerm]

Yes I’m retweeting my own tweet, because it happened again :)

[deely stan @_theBigJerm]

A simple Knicks fan who enjoys the simple things in life

[American Dialect Society @americandialect]

The suffix "-ussy" is the 2022 American Dialect Society word of the year. Read the full press release. https://t.co/GpC9f3sWdK

[pj @pjayevans]

When this guy shows up in an episode of ‘curb your enthusiasm’ you know shit is about to get humorous

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Courtside at the Nets game

(h/t @Alec_Sturm )

[deely stan @_theBigJerm]

Just saw a video of 2012 Chris Copeland, nearly brought a tear to my eyes 🥹

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

Fashion vs. Style

[deely stan @_theBigJerm]

I think the best possible thing that could happen to me in Barcelona is that a wandering stray cats approaches and claims me as their owner and I take them back to New York and name them Paella.

[deely stan @_theBigJerm]

Instead of arresting tax evaders, I petition we should handle them the same way as in mobster movies. Just have an irs worker surprise him with a baseball bat every once in a while asking “where’s my money” until they pay. Problem solved.

[RiscV @MKVRiscy]

Doing some coding

[deely stan @_theBigJerm]

First 4 Led Zeppelin albums >>> First 4 Kanye albums

[deely stan @_theBigJerm]

Been drinking a gallon of water a day for like a week now. Biology might be onto something with this one

[Derek Thompson @DKThomp]

What happened is scientists discovered chlorofluorocarbons were bad for the ozone, countries believed them, the Montreal Protocol was signed, and CFC use fell by 99.7%, leading to the stabilization of the ozone layer, perhaps the greatest example of global cooperation in history.

[deely stan @_theBigJerm]

Everyone needs a little more Steely Dan in their life.