Oluwatise

[Declan Rice @_DeclanRice]

We will never see a player like Messi ever again.

[Onwa_Nnewi @Kene_Nnewi]

If your husband can fill 12.5kg cooking gas.,buy crates of eggs... subscribe cable TV, buy data and fuel generator in this present condition of Nigeria...

Madam please give that man some REAL PEACE OF MIND.

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

If you remove my wife from my life this past 72 hours, I fit kpeme.

We have been moving houses and everywhere is so scattered like mad but once I ask “where is my blue boxers with duduke painting”, she will go straight to the point. “Uhmmmn, it should be in the yellow bag beside the bed”. What of my green comb with black tattoo? “It is inside the black box on the shelf”.

Women actually own the home. I feel like an alien. With how scattered and overwhelming my life is, she still has every detail in her head. Obirin 🙌

[OLORUNWA 👑 @GODDEYGD22]

This man struck gold

The Rule of Thumb with Women and Relationships

Any woman that is not actively trying to help you reduce spendings or save money is not the one for you

Know this and know peace

[Gbenga Samuel-Wemimo @GbengaWemimo]

What this man is saying is simple. What you know how to eat is what you will be fed by the algorithm. If you like gossip, once you come on Social Media, your timeline will be flooded with gossip. If you love business, the timeline will flood you with business news and information. If you love entertainment, the timeline will flood you with entertainment materials. If you love medicine, the timeline will flood you with medicine-related information.

What you see on your timeline is the sum total of your social media usage and history.

If you are not getting the right information from the algorithm, it means you are to blame.
The algorithm does not guess; it only follows your behavioural pattern and suggests materials to you based on that.

Search for the right things, and you will be fed the right information!

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

Congratulations to PSG on winning the UEFA Champions League, and to Luis Enrique on adding another title to his list of achievements.

[Gbenga Samuel-Wemimo @GbengaWemimo]

Husband has two laptops
One was given to him as a Work from home tool by the foreign bank he is working with
The other was his personal laptop with him he handles his personal business.

Wife’s father died in Nigeria
Husband was not given leave at work to travel abroad
Wife was as given compassionate leave
Wife pleads with husband to please show his face at the funeral
Husband decided to take the risk

He mirrored the office laptop to his personal laptop
Left it connected in such a way that he can work on it remotely using his personal computer and travelled with the family to Nigeria for work

Wife was aware of the risk the husband took
The plan was to travel to Nigeria on Friday and return to London on Sunday
They got to Nigeria
The husband set up his personal laptop at the hotel so that if any work call or email comes in he would attend to it immediately

It worked
He was able to work remotely and he was in the UK on Saturday morning
After this he went to the burial rites, greeted members of the family and paid his respects to all and sundry
When he got back to their room he discovered his laptop was gone

It was not stolen
He could see from all the disconnections and wires lying around that his wife took it
He rushed to the car and drove furiously to the wife’s parent’s house to ask her for his laptop

When he got there, he saw that his wife had handed it over to her older brother who had connected it to some amplifiers to play some of their father’s Fåvourite music to entertain her family

He didn’t think it would be proper to disrupt such a solemn family moment
So he went back to the hotel and waited anxiously for them to be done and for his laptop to be returned.

At almost midnight, the laptop was returned
By then the husband has gotten two messages from his team lead asking him where he was because he missed some tasks and his laptop indicated that he was in Nigeria

He reconnected his laptop and tried very hard to do some damage control.
He was livid and he didn’t fail to say so to his wife
According to the wife he said “You betrayed my trust, you took my work computer without regards for my sacrifices and well being to play music in loving memory of your father. You could have hired a DJ or bought a laptop somewhere in Lagos.
You knew the risk I took to be at this event with you and you decide to expose me this way.
You better pray I don’t lose my job over this. If I as much as get a query, this marriage is over”

Wife said she didn’t think that far.
Her brother asked her if she brought her laptop because he had carefully made a selection of their father’s Fåvourite songs on a flash drive and would like to play it at the house after the funeral while his friends and family member were still around to commiserate with their mother.

She said she went to the room to see if she could borrow her husband’s laptop and met his absence. So she just took it.

Innocent mistake.

They got back to the UK and husband’s job was terminated.
Husband is asking for a divorce
Wife is saying jobs are replaceable, a marriage is not.
How can an innocent mistake be the cause of their divorce?

Husband says the wife has always been like that
Lacking an understanding of boundaries and willing to throw anybody under the bus to get her desired result in anything she wanted to do.
He had told her he couldn’t travel because his office didn’t permit him
She prevailed on him to take the risk and then destroyed his carefully built wall of protection by removing the laptop from its connection

Wife said she didn’t intend to do any harm.
Just to play some music with the laptop
Husband said wife is deflecting and moved out of their apartment
Wife is asking what the big deal is…

[mariam🌚 @anickytwtss]

face and money na the same?
judge his face too nau.😪

[maro @ProofofMaro]

A woman expresses love through service.

[Precious Bernard(Benin Chef👩🏽‍🍳) @ptreatshaven]

Me: It is about to rain heavily. Don’t go to work today
Him: It’s like you want to live in Benin for the rest of your life.

😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

[Neo Officiall @neo_officialll]

She was telling Chike how her husband kept suspecting her, asking her to confess coz "people are talking" but she kept on lying, crying & gaslighting him about "not trusting her".

We're tagged misogynist for saying it but we're all learning about a woman's nature in real time.

[Halimah Salmah @MaleAdvocate28]

Make peace with the fact that MEN are superior and there is nothing you can do about it 📌

[Vampz @Hybrid_Ola]

Ugo’s ex-wife shares a picture of Chike on her story 😭

What does this mean ???

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

It’s crazy how the ultimate threat from the average Nigerian wife is

“i will give my private part out”

That’s the only thing.. NOTHING else.

It’s even worse if you didn’t marry the person as a v!rgin

So that means you’re being threatened with a pre-fucked pum ?

Damn!!

[TP Pillay @TP_Pillay]

Dating in your 30’s is crazy because you’re getting hit on by women in their 20’s and 40’s and they all ask for money.

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Someone once said it…

Marriage should now be contractual

Renewable every 5yrs.

Everyone is woke now… Feels like the whole ‘Together forever/For better for worse’ has lowkey outlived its purpose.

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

I tend to avoid women who are overly religious. In my experience, that level of intensity often signals something they're overcompensating for.

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

You have more of ‘unlearning’ to do from your Mother than learning.