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[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

After killing a cockroach

The ants 2 minutes later:

[Post Carlone @carltonkitheka1]

If you had to pick between the iPhone 14 Pro Max, iPhone 15 Pro and iPhone 15 plus which one would you pick ?

My little coins can only get me either of these

[Goddie @Goddie_Ke]

President Ruto: We just developed a fish port at a place called Shimoni in Mombasa and we're looking for an operator here in Norway.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Tomorrow we are supporting Mexico 🇲🇽 so that South Africa 🇿🇦 can go back home early to protect their jobs.

[ₛₙₒ𝑤 @_theluji]

You are juggling these four balls that you have named WORK,FAMILY,FRIENDs,SPIRIT. Now, work is a rubber ball. If you drop it, it bounces back. The other balls they are made of glass.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

About 90% of KPC’s top 20 shareholders are unknown since their shares are held through nominee accounts.

Only Uganda National Oil Company and Kenya’s Unclaimed Financial Assets Authority are known.

[The top 20 shareholders control 94.3% of KPC].

[︎ًLevi @WittyLevi]

I’ll never forget when Tory Lanez stood up and was still the same height 😭😭

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya plans to bring in floating power plants at the Coast as a temporary measure to help meet rising electricity demand and avoid blackouts.

The plants are expected to generate between 200MW and 400MW.

[Jemedari @MrJemedari]

Wakumbuka Mbusi akisema first time at Ghetto Radio aliambiwa ananuka jasho? And an unnamed person sprayed doom?
Hipaaaaaaap 🤣

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Just imagine Jeff Koinange calling you to his JK Live and later coming to say that you were smelling of sweat.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Ruto ran away in Mandera when a balloon blasted. He stood still when a young man ran to him.

The script went wrong.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Global oil prices are down nearly 6%.

— Crude oil is down 5.8% to $91 per barrel
— Brent crude is down 5.5% to $97 per barrel

[Eric @amerix]

A man can be seated next to you, smelling of perfume, polished shoes, clean shirt, and inside him there is a whole funeral service happening.

[ₛₙₒ𝑤 @_theluji]

@RobertAlai Financing bodaboda guys to access your wife's kamariny.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

In 1989 Musalia Mudavadi was a minister and he’s still in government. Ni nini Huyu mtu anataka Yenye ajapata?

Tufagieni wote

[Pipita @mcpipita]

Jamaa anasema ati ministry itaongelesha banks wasifinye matatu owners na mafala zinanod. Mtachotwa mshangae😅

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Why have they said nothing about the murder, aided by the police, of this innocent English boy?

[TurboDiesel @alexmwanzo]

Before low balling someone on a car zunguka io gari ukipata miguu zote ni same brand apan jaribu

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

Ni kama that matatu fella realised he had sold out for cheap. 😂😂
Jamaa anapiga media tour zaidi.

[Sen. Karungo wa Thang'wa @KarungoThangwa]

On matters fuel:
Murkomen alipunguza 10 bob.
Ruto leo amepunguza 10 bob.

Kindiki, si ata wewe upunguze hata 5 bob bana. 😂