Rob Van Pelt

[Rob Van Pelt @_thervp_]

@sircalebhammer As the wise sage Ron Swanson once said... "Capitalism, it's the system that separates those who are smart from those who are poor"

[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

Major win in dismantling the NFA!

Let’s keep up the pressure, this is a powerful next step 🔥🔥🔥

[Nick Freitas @NickJFreitas]

There are two types of people who love socialism.

1. Economic illiterates fueled by envy.
2. People who understand how easy it is to manipulate and control economic illiterates fueled by envy.

[Rob Van Pelt @_thervp_]

@gunpolicy But wasn't it a Biden appointed judge who wrote the opinion or something? Lol

[Benjamin Domenech @bdomenech]

In fairness my siblings and I were all homeschooled and all we did was get full rides to college, write speeches for presidents, become senior admin officials and decorated war heroes while on the other hand Jennifer Welch has a podcast.

[Rob Van Pelt @_thervp_]

@Fat_Electrician I've always wondered, have you listened to the Business Wars podcast from Wondery? They did a series on Quiznos/Subway a while ago and a lot of the businesses you've covered they've done series on too, but you're significantly funnier at telling the stories.

[Joel Berry @JoelWBerry]

Sounds like something a loser would say

[Rob Van Pelt @_thervp_]

@ScooterMagruder Missed opportunity to say "real football" instead of NFL lol

[Jake Donnelly @RedWhiteBlueJew]

For the uninitiated:

There have been ZERO instances of a non-carded foul being upgraded to a Red Card in the World Cup prior to Balogun…

And now the soccer world is angry that a Red Card has been suspended for the first time in a World Cup.

Cope Harder.

Signed,

MURRICA

[Rob Van Pelt @_thervp_]

@OSPSF @HLC_actual Ewww it has canards. You should have the Kid make fun of it

[Rob Van Pelt @_thervp_]

@MikeWingerii I'd say anybody with basic reading comprehension skills, but highly trained theologians also fall into that category.

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

If you let the same guy rob you at gunpoint every day for 50 years because he promised he was “just keeping it safe” and would give it all back later.

Then one day you see him robbing your adult kids at gunpoint. Do you:

A: Realize this is insane.

B: Yell at your kids to stop complaining and just give him the money so he can pay you back.

This post definitely is not about Social Security.

[Rob Van Pelt @_thervp_]

@Fat_Electrician Just be a good sparky and get the Klein Tools backpack like the rest of us lol

[Nick Freitas @NickJFreitas]

Wait…I’m confused. I thought socialist central planning was far superior to market forces… shouldn't NYC be bailing out the rest of America by this point?

[Rob Van Pelt @_thervp_]

@MattWalshBlog So as a native Marylander do you feel this way about picking crabs too?

[Nick Freitas @NickJFreitas]

One of the reasons Charlie Kirk was so effective is because Charlie pointed much higher than politics for the answers.

[Rob Van Pelt @_thervp_]

@HLC_actual My high school math teacher had a pretty good version. "You can lead a horse to water, and you can drown it"

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Hear me out…

[Isabel Brown @theisabelb]

Get married. Have kids. Your life will be infinitely better because of it.

[Brodigan @brodigan]

Apparently, having some gatekeepers on the right may have been a good idea after all.

Who would have thunk?