Larissa Mullins 💜

htx🐻. 24🌙. St. Edward’s 22’. abm🤍 she/her

[𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚢 @jayjayriv]

me after clicking “notify anyway” when their Do Not Disturb is on

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

When your circle is small but wild

[Larissa Mullins 💜 @_this_person]

Do the people that don’t like the phrase “we’re trying for a baby” also want us to revert back to “I must go powder my nose”??

[tia @cursedhive]

not picture me thick as thieves with your ex wife

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

if we were cats you’d b the love of my nine lives

[Larissa Mullins 💜 @_this_person]

Why y’all be orderin your shaken espresso upside down? I don’t get it! I imagine it’s some sick joke.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

gotta stay far away from mfs who only want children for the aesthetic

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

I want to hug this man.

[Larissa Mullins 💜 @_this_person]

To the girl in front of me yesterday, you are damn lucky I was nice enough to not bop off your light-up cowgirl hat. 😌 PSA We all love our costumes and damn we looked good but there may be short people behind you trying to enjoy the show! 🥹😔

[#1 addison rae enthusiast @pinkbagpum]

Congratulations @MayraFlores2022 for becoming the second shortest serving congressperson in U.S. history!

@MayraFlores2022 served 143 days before being defeated

Mayra voted against H.R. 8404 which protected same-sex and interracial marriage, congrats on your failure Mayra!#TX34

[jame @kloogans]

[pausing sex] do u want a capri-sun

[diana 🦢 @dirtyydian]

idk girls i think i like him

[Fredo @FredoInDaCut995]

You think you found a parking spot and then boom. Kia damn Soul.

[𖤐 𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙥𝙥𝙮𝙍𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙣 𖤐 @TrippyRaven]

Vape smokers will flip they grandpa out of his recliner to look for that vape.

[bunkey @chiefkeefmidi]

the government should send u a letter on ur 25th birthday asking if u want to continue or be put down

[Alessandra @alxxsandia99]

Why are Plan B pills so hard to open? The clock is ticking, I don’t have time to waste dilly dallying with the package!