she's a sleeper she's a nap star

A ray of sunshine🌞

[she's a sleeper she's a nap star @_ThisIsHer_]

I watched Love Don't Cost A Thing when I was a teen but I don't remember it being this cringe😭

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Brad Bird explains that each person's powers in ‘THE INCREDIBLES’ represents an average family unit.

“Fathers are expected to be strong, so I made him super strong.

Mothers are pulled in ten directions at once, so she stretches.

Teenagers are insecure & defensive so she can turn invisible & has force fields.

10-year old boys are energy balls that just go until they pass out.

Babies are unknowns, they could be the next leader of the free world or they could be a bag man, you don’t know.”

(Source: @ThatHollywood)

[Lachlan Phillips exo/acc 👾 @bitcloud]

My understanding of modern dating is that no one is attractive enough for anyone, doing literally anything is an ick, and the entire species is out of its own league.

[Pixie @LORElitaPixie]

Can we also talk about how Wikipedia entries are no longer at the top of a search 😭

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

There was an event so good we restarted time

[memetic_sisyphus @memeticsisyphus]

He was so real for this

[𝐀𝐥𝐯𝐢ṋ 𝐊𝐚ṋ𝐢ṋ𝐝𝐨 @Alvin_Kanindo]

Apparently, in Kenya, you must first spend 30 years disappointing people before you're qualified to lead them. A newcomer with fresh ideas is considered inexperienced, while a veteran with a record of failure is called a statesman. What a system! 😂

[Donnel @DonnelVillager]

I'm 80 years old and today I feel like writing my entire life story in the comment section of a song on youtube

[she's a sleeper she's a nap star @_ThisIsHer_]

Not the multiple e's, 5 laughing emojis and 2 cry emojis! my girl was gone fr😭🕊️
#shejustlikeme

[The singing Designer @stephthefania]

Omo he reasonable gannn oo 💍💕

[Kestin @keskanana]

By the time I finish making those pancakes I'm also done with breakfast

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

This is the comment I was looking for.

[Ankali 🇪🇸 @not_marcus0]

Kila mtu atumie ile choo alikua anatumia akiwa primary mnatusumbua

[Pan @pangrey123]

I’ve tailored my resume so many times I no longer know who I am.

[Ụlọma 💜 @ulxma]

Maybe this is a generational divide or something, but I grew up around adults who would host meals and gatherings to intentionally integrate their friends’ partners into their friend groups. They understood that if they planned on maintaining long-term friendships and raising children who would grow up to be friends with one another, it was important to build relationships with their friends’ significant others. This line of thinking is so strange to me.

[micheal k. gemera @dexxe]

very interesting development. a lot of bottlenecks caused by collision ya diabetes and weightloss people has disappeared. i wonder how quick diabetes rates go. i wonder if pressure will increase for people to lose weight.

[Scott Myers @GoIntoTheStory]

Billy Wilder: "I think writers are vastly underrated and underpaid. It’s totally impossible to make a great picture out of a lousy script.” #screenwriting

[Jᴀǫᴇɴ H'ɢʜᴀʀ @Mahleeyk]

Kalonzo is moving from one side to the other like a Wiper....

Wait....