Lilli.

ex-Ox // This is Lilli // politics, beauty, fashion, books, philosophy

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

The advice in this thread will make you unrecognizable in 30 days.
You owe it to yourself to read it. Trust us.
🧵

[Tashy McTashface @TashP351]

I’ve watched this 19 times this morning.

[Lilli. @_thisislilli]

A good BOUY 😍🤯 #punoftheyear

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Today I learned that corgi butts can float. Not sure what to do with this info, other than share it with you. 14/10 what a good buoy

[Stig Abell @StigAbell]

Whatever else this means, it is worth a moment to reflect on a marriage lasting more than seven decades and how saying goodbye must feel. It is a staggering thought. #philip

[Lilli. @_thisislilli]

@bethalock This 🙌

[Henry Zeffman @hzeffman]

Has the US granted an exemption from its travel ban for Nigel Farage so he can go to a Trump rally?

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

New GSCE maths question:
If a tory advisor travels 250 miles at a speed of 60mph whilst carrying a deadly virus that kills the elderly and visits OAPs just because he's a selfish prick why will he suffer no consequences?

[Lilli. @_thisislilli]

This is just so wonderful ❤️🐶 #wedontdeservedogs #pure #dogvideosvsisolation

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Ruby. She likes to pet the other dogs at daycare. 14/10 extremely relatable

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

"Britain deserves better" says political party in power since 2010.

[Lilli. @_thisislilli]

Got to meet the lovely @LBardugo on her Ninth House book tour 🤩 #LeighBardugo #NinthHouse

[Jon Holmes @jonholmes1]

Oh come on, headline writers. IT’S STARING YOU IN THE FACE.

[tan @PISCESGRLY]

actually she said "you have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words yet im one of the lucky ones. people are suffering, people are dying, entire ecosystems are collapsing" complete the quote, dumbass

[BLACKLIVESMATTER @Jasamgurlie]

Wooooo shit!!!! #dukeofsussex https://t.co/eNCqO3RcBm

[Lilli. @_thisislilli]

To brighten your Wednesday ☀️💛 #puppylove

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Jessie. She works at a children’s hospital teaching patients not to be afraid of certain procedures. For an echocardiogram, just lie on your back and hold your mom’s hand. 14/10

[Dan O'Hara @skeuomorphology]

I have a new hero and yet again it's a little old lady with a walking stick

[Lilli. @_thisislilli]

Ummm WHAT??!!

DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW

[The Cinema Spot @TheCinemaSpot]

Disney's live action MULAN remake reportedly won't feature Mushu or have the cast sing the classic songs of the animated film! https://t.co/tnDsZzwgo5