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[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Breaking: Eagles are signing two-time Pro-Bowl selection Jalen Carter to a four-year, $152 million extension worth up to $160 million, including $106 million guaranteed that now makes him the highest-paid defensive tackle in NFL history, per his agents Drew and Jason Rosenhaus.

Carter now will be under contract to the Eagles through the 2031 season.

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

A worker died at an Amazon warehouse in Oregon last week.

For more than an hour, workers in the facility were instructed to continue working as the man lay dead.

One worker wanted to help, but a manager told them to “Just turn around and not look. Let’s get back to work," according to The Western Edge.

Link: https://t.co/xLqvaDTE5G.

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

👤YE👤
👤LAURYN HILL👤

💿ALL FALLS DOWN💿

⬜️TOGETHER ON STAGE IN FRONT OF 80,000 PEOPLE⬜️

🚨LIVE AT SOFI STADIUM🚨

https://t.co/lwsErIae2i

[Drop Site @DropSiteNews]

🔺 IRGC: From now on, for every assassination, an American company will be destroyed

🔹 The IRGC warns the U.S.: “Our repeated warnings about the necessity to stop terrorist operations were ignored, and today, following your terrorist attacks and those of your Israeli allies, several Iranian citizens were martyred.”

🔹 “Since the main element in designing and tracking assassination targets are American ICT and AI companies, in response to these crimes, from now on the main and effective institutions involved in terrorist operations will be our legitimate targets.”

🔹 “We advise the employees of these institutions to immediately leave their workplaces to preserve their lives. Also, residents of areas around these terrorist companies in all countries of the region, within a one-kilometer radius, should leave their homes and workplaces and seek safe places.”

🔹 “Companies actively involved in terrorist designs will be subject to retaliatory action for every assassination.”

🔶 The list of these companies is announced as follows:

Cisco
HP
Intel
Oracle
Microsoft
Apple
Google
Meta
IBM
Dell
Palantir
Nvidia
J.P. Morgan
Tesla
GE (General Electric)
Spire Solutions
G42
Boeing

🔹”For every assassination in Iran, these companies must expect the destruction of their related units, starting at 8:00 PM on Wednesday, April 1 (Tehran time).”

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

Irish Zionism

[Sean Murray @NoMansSky]

Captain Sandy Sandilands

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Former Seahawks Pro-Bowl CB Riq Woolen reached agreement today on a one-year deal worth up to $15 million with the Philadelphia Eagles, per me and Jeremy Fowler. Agent Jason Chayut confirmed the deal.

[Alex Kane @alexbkane]

A New York Times investigation indicates that it was a US strike on an Iranian school that killed 175 people, mostly children. https://t.co/YoR5WY3bWn

[Hadi @HadiNasrallah]

What Iranians inside Iran think of the dancing Iranian diaspora:

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

The Philadelphia Eagles are hiring Sean Mannion as Offensive Coordinator.

[Football Performances @NFLPerformances]

Nick Foles 26/33, 352 YDS, 3 TDs, 0 INT vs MIN 2017 NFC Championship.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

THREE-HEADED EAGLE 🔥🦅

The Eagles passing attack trio goes off in Minnesota to improve to 5-2 😤

[Eagles Nation @PHLEaglesNation]

19/23
326 yards
3 TD
158.3 rating
QB1

#FlyEaglesFly

[MLB @MLB]

JORGE POLANCO WINS IT IN THE 15TH INNING!

THE @MARINERS ARE HEADING TO THE ALCS!!!

[Luke Arcaini @ArcainiLuke]

Jalen Hurts and AJ Brown once Kevin Patullo realized the play-sheet was 2-sided

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

WHAT A COMEBACK

@BetMGM | #FlyEaglesFly

[Terry Rozier @T_Rozzay3]

Osama shouldve hooped instead of tryna kill ppl cause he tall as hell!

[NFL @NFL]

.@Eagles first-round pick Jihaad Campbell sacks Dillon Gabriel!

Watch on @NFLNetwork
Stream on @NFLPlus

[Brenden Deeg @BrendenDeeg_]

Here's 2:22 of Tanner McKee absolutely cooking the Bengals' starting defense.

20/25
253 total yards
3 total TDs
135.3 passer rating