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[noah | 📖: qqgk @_tianzhen_]

⠀⁣⠀ ⁣⁣ ː͡₊ˀ READING LIST ✧༉ ↝

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[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Japan, if you use a word wrong, someone will quietly teach you the correct one.

In Texas, I thanked a mechanic by saying "you are a good man of the trucks."

He did not correct me. He put it on his voicemail.

"You've reached Ray. Good man of the trucks."

His son answers the phone that way now.

[punished yuki @ruicharadrius]

the fact he managed to make the mask vanish in an instant means that hes well trained and knows the secret of the mechanics behind sichuan opera masks. he must have lived in china for a while. its nice to see people share cultures.

[J @OnlyPlayer_J]

Kids are now pausing their street games so I can pass.

[jake @wormpuller]

You ever notice you’re on someones IG close friends and you think damn this person lowkey isn’t even my regular friend

[elly ☆ @sirenswfc]

IM IN FUCKING TEARS ON MY LUNCH BREAK HELP MEEEE

[noah | 📖: qqgk @_tianzhen_]

You know you’re getting old when you want to ask your friend what type of wok she has 😭😭

[Comrade Cat ⚔️🔮🛸🇵🇸 @CatJova]

My gf has been talking to this guy that bought a billboard in SF so that it wouldn’t be bought by a real AI company and now he just responds to anyone that messages him 😭 his name is Tucker and it took him 3 days to send her back that cat drawing

[noah | 📖: qqgk @_tianzhen_]

I recently made a friend who I can chat with in 3 different languages 😭😭 but it takes me too damn long to reply back in French 💀

[planet clarke 🌱 @planetclarke]

Being 10 years old and making your debut in epigenetic trauma research all because you noticed your caterpillars still loved you after becoming butterflies is so profound and poetic and impressive. I love children and their incredible hearts and minds!!!!!!

[Jakuri | #Tenoi @Jakuri_0]

My guy he singlehandedly killed enough people to slow down global warming, set science back centuries, and traumatized the Muslim world so much that they still haven't recovered 😭????

[jorts 🇵🇸 @ftmensch]

my mom started volunteering with autistic children and annoyed one nonverbal student so bad that he literally spoke for the very first time in his life to tell her to shut up

[lumi @lumigaf]

estabamos cn una amiga en la cafeteria y d la nada se nos acercó un mozo a decirnos chicas les puedo contar un chisme y me dan su opinion???? genio lo escuchamos asi

[LaughingstockX @Laughingreal]

How does it feel to type your email and password with the TV remote.

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

This is the exact moment Andrew Tate's life fell apart.

[Veni ʚɞ // ITS NOT JUNOVER YET @Kagiyama_meow]

KILLING MYSELF

[sol’s ukekitty @kumasols]

we gotta sit hormiga down and put him on some real actual peak this is insane

[🍏 𝖣𝖺𝗇 ! ˎˊ˗ @blasttoruz]

Quando a briga no fandom vizinho tá tão boa que você fica assim

[noah | 📖: qqgk @_tianzhen_]

I fell back into danmei because of how much I miss my ex lol he needs to hurry and come back home