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@tedcruz This man is a monster. He does not care about you. He does not care about Texas. He only cares about power, and he's too lazy to earn it through hard work.

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@RikerGoogling They were the people who convinced 40% of Americans that that are five lights.

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@washingtonpost "I believe that partisan voting legislation will destroy the already weakening binds of our democracy..."

Yeah, me too, @JoeManchinWV. Unfortunately, I'm just a resident of Texas who might get disenfranchised, not a US Senator with the power to stop it.

[BirdsAreReal @_tinydinosaurs_]

I wonder if @GregAbbott_TX 's 2022 campaign is being funded by the funeral industry.

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@KUT @TexasTribune Please, just stay in Cancun. We'll all be better off.

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@sarahlovescali I just read this. Get out of my head. Also, can we be friends?

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I just subscribed to Letters from an American https://t.co/wb6Atdn00D

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What an absolute joke.

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.@McConnellPress @speakerpelosi I wish I wasn't so cynical about your will to address climate change. I'd appeal to your better angels, but it's pointless. You should know, however that every day, there are more voters who care about the climate. Join us. https://t.co/eMXCHByYQy

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If your inclination is to buy "earth-friendly" things on Earth Day, you've entirely missed the point.

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Look, I can tweetstorm too.

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If the state of Texas lets you put "keep <city name> weird" on your license plate, <city name> is probably not weird.

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When a person is reduced to battling a dead man, that person has basically shown all their cards.

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The Allies are the Axis now and the Axis are the Allies. Worst board game ever.

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Who will now provide KUT listeners with such delightful descriptions of current moon phases? I'll miss you, Stephen Rice. 🌒

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Presidenting is hard. Time to save face and fire the country. #firethecountry

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"Screening of CODE: Debugging the Gender Gap" is tomorrow. One of my favorite people is on the panel!

https://t.co/pleIlMl3ov @Eventbrite

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I wonder if there are front-end developer jobs on Europa.

[Riker Googling @RikerGoogling]

does dukat's bajoran ban include kai winn