Lauren Andrade

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[Lauren Andrade @_tinyufo]

@DogUnderATable

[Lauren Andrade @_tinyufo]

No. Too heavy.

[ً @wtffrio]

my love language is putting my leg over yours

[Lauren Andrade @_tinyufo]

Did I write this?

[Lauren Andrade @_tinyufo]

Me too :)

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i think a quick fling of a marriage in your 20s is kinda chic

[Lauren Andrade @_tinyufo]

I did the math and my entire sleeve cost $4,300 so unless it’s a down payment for a dog house I’m gonna need all the boomers to stand down

[Jeff🪩 @DogUnderATable]

Greeting @_tinyufo with this banger every morning

[Jeff🪩 @DogUnderATable]

Anya Taylor Joy's eyes are so far apart... I just wanna plant a big ol kiss right in between them.

[Lauren Andrade @_tinyufo]

Boy do I have a surprise for y’all

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

quitting a bad job isn’t enough i need them to go out of business after i leave

[fruityloop @gravyring]

them: this is not a laughing matter
me:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

no unfortunately i cannot give you directions around the city i have lived in my entire life

[Lauren Andrade @_tinyufo]

Very hungry caterpillar is so babygirl coded

[★？♡ ✚！ @Guttergore1]

He’s so me

[Lauren Andrade @_tinyufo]

I’ve been out of state for 5 days and my boyfriend is telling everyone we’re in a long distance relationship and HES RIGHT

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Me trying to stand on business:

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

The little one bit someone too hard and now they’re sending her away like Joe Biden’s dog

[Lauren Andrade @_tinyufo]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. There is NO such thing as an ethical billionaire. And there is especially no such thing as an ethical billionaire with a platform that spouts nonsense like this.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Cis is a heterophobic word. Shame on anyone who uses it.

[Lauren Andrade @_tinyufo]

@DogUnderATable Baby they kicked out out because you can’t read

[Lauren Andrade @_tinyufo]

@DogUnderATable Ur also not the nice to everyone who follows u

[Lauren Andrade @_tinyufo]

@lotusfruiteater This cat looks like Dewey from Malcom in the Middle try again